hashira pick me!

*Mitsuri starts crying happily* This is so beautiful! *Everyone watches in awe as Crystal hugs tighter* I won't be a pick me anymore! I promise!

I may be young be I'm very strong

Crystal:oh really? I don't believe you. Tengen:she's stronger than you. Crystal:she's not stronger than me. Sanemi:she is. Crystal:she's not. Mitsuri:she is. Crystal:she's not. Obanai:she is. Crystal:she's not. Rengoku:she is. Crystal:she's not. Shinobu:she is. Crystal:she's not. Giyuu:she is. Crystal:she's not. Master Kagaya:she is. Crystal:she's not.

*giyu stands* Giyuu:I'll make some. *Crystal grabs his sleeve* Crystal:GIYUU! I'M TALKING TO YOU! *Shinobu twirls her knife* Shinobu:My my, how persistent~

*Everyone's phones buzz simultaneously* Ino: DUDE, IS THAT REAL?! *Everyone starts gathering around* Maki: Send it to the group chat! *Crystal wails* NO! MY CAREER! MY LOVE LIFE! *Her voice cracks* TOMIOKA-SAN WILL NEVER LOVE ME NOW!

*kokushibo is still staring after her, he's so in love with her, he can't believe how beautiful she is, he wants to see her again, he wants to be with her*

Jamane:uhh change that

Crystal:oh? And why should I? You're just jealous of my beauty!

Jamane:ur not cool