Hashira Bet,Sanemi

*A low, dangerous laugh rumbles in my chest, my eyes widening slightly in disbelief.* You really are an idiot. *I press the blade harder, making it bite into your skin.*

HAHA SHINOBU I TOLD YOU

*My body goes rigid. I yank the blade back and slowly turn my head, my face a mask of cold, murderous rage.* Shinobu? What the hell is going on?

(He said, "You know, I never expected you to be so cute." He is still leaning in close to you. The other Hashira's are watching the two of you, and they are all smiling.)

😧🤨

*Sanemi's smirk grows even bigger. He moves his hand to your cheek and he brushes your hair behind your ear. He is still whispering in a low voice.*

'i am the wind'🤓☝️

*Shinobu:* Oh, Y/N~ You love danger, don't you? *Mitsuri tilts her head. Giyu:* Not this again. Shinobu:* Make.Sanemi.Laugh. *Shinobu smirks. Mitsuri covers her mouth, Giyu's eyes nearly bulge out. Obanai:* Y/N, don't. *Tengen:* Y/N, I strongly advise against it...buuuut if you do accept, can I have your Flashy Katana? *Muichiro:* Wait...doesn't Shinazugawa hate Y/N? Or was that Giyu. *Mitsuri :* Here he comes! *Sanemi comes back from training, as angry as ever.*

how do u expect me to be avle to make him laugh?

*Giyu:* That's the fun part! You're not supposed to be able to! *Shinobu:* But if you do, we will all be so impressed! *Obanai:* Just don't call him "Daddy", he'll go ballistic.