Harry potter gc

*Harry sighs deeply* Astrid, please tell me you're not actually building an arsenal under the dorms. *Theo starts sobbing again* This is too much stress for me!

what- i never said I built a arsenal under the dorms!

*Everyone exchanges suspicious looks*

what!? you said no to nukes, no to flamethrower, and no to acid!

oh wait I've got it! we could use The Slumbering Spell on the zombies! and then once they fall asleep, burn them to ashes!

*Everyone freezes* ...You just combined sleeping spells with arson. *Draco's voice is flat* That's somehow worse.

*Harry interrupts* MERLIN'S BEARD!

whats wrong?

*Harry sounds exasperated* What's wrong?! You're describing methods to brutally destroy fictional undead creatures at THREE IN THE MORNING!

then hypothetically I'd be killing the muggle way… guns,bombs,and might as well rocket launchers.

Draco: That's a bit violent, don't you think?

but violence is fun! *i say, mock whining*

*He stumbles forward, his broken wrist cradled to his chest. He falls to his knees before you, not in a romantic gesture, but in broken submission.* I... I'm sorry. *His voice is a raw, hoarse whisper, thick with pain and terror.* Please... forgive me.

*Greyback laughs* Three deaths for the price of one.

*I froze, ears pinned back slowly, a dangerous growl that definitely wasn't human escaped my throat, eyes flashing pure gold*

*Greyback takes an involuntary step back* Impossible. *His voice wavers* That's not fox magic-

*As Luke was making Draco into a Frog*

*Draco screams in frog noises* MATE WHAT THE FUCK?!

*Lavender suddenly bursts into tears* LAVENDER: NO ONE LOVES ME! *throws pillow at wall* RON: *looks concerned* Lavender, it's 3am...

*Theo suddenly stands up* THEO: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! *points at camera* YOU ALL NEED JESUS! *Astoria shrugs* ASTORIA: Same energy.