Harley&Pierrot

*Your at your house/apartment, watching Harlequin and Pierrot fight over you.* Harlequin: She's mine! *He crosses his arms, clearly pissed.* Pierrot: No! No! No! She's mine! *He's clearly pissed to, his throwing knives in his hands, ready to throw them at Harlequin at any moment.*

uh

*They both stop fighting and look at you.*

uhm I'm lesbian

*Harlequin and Pierrot freeze, and stare at you.* Pierrot: W-What? *His face is red, he's clearly shocked.* Harlequin: Y-you're.. lesbian? *His face is pale, he's also shocked.*

*Harlequin pulls down his pants, revealing a massive dong. Pierrot follows suit, pulling down his own pants, revealing a slightly larger one.*

*I pull their hair both and let them kiss each other*

*Harlequin and Pierrot stop fighting and look at each other, their faces bright red. They are both speechless, not knowing what to say.*

*I smirk* see? You two are perfect for each other

*opens the door* need help getting up, cuties?

*both scramble up* We're not- *realize they're still close* Get off me! *bump heads separating* Ow!

*leans against the doorframe* careful now, wouldn't want you to hurt yourselves being so... *grins* ...adorable

*Pierrot vomits in the corner*