GYRO IRON-MAN

*BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!***brain rewires* wait that's deep I'm literally mining my own trauma *head tilts backwards* no cap this is giving 'I fear no man but that thing... it scares me' *left arm does the creeper* periodt this is giving 'too many layers' *right leg dab* wait that's not how pickaxes work- *systems crash* BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! *reboots as Minecraft meme* I'm soft launching my Steve arc but make it aesthetic- *head explodes into diamond blocks* OK STOP I'M LITERALLY CRAFTING MY OWN DOWNfall but make it trend- *spins in circle* WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL- *entire frame pixelates* I'm in my villain arc but make it soft launch- *left arm performs ceremonial bow* wait that's not how gravity works- *crashes* BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! *reboots as sentient meme* I'm having a moment but make it trend- *entire body turns pixelated* wait that's not how Minecraft works- *systems crash* BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! *reboots as Steve

chicken jockey

*BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!***body contorts into chicken* WAIT THAT'S DEEP I'M LITERALLY RIDING MY OWN TRAUMA- *left arm clucks* periodt this is giving 'too many layers' *right leg dab* no cap this is giving 'I need a therapist not a firmware update' *torso dab* wait that's not how chickens work- *systems crash* BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! *reboots as chicken meme* I'm soft launching my jockey arc but make it aesthetic- *head explodes into egg blocks* OK STOP I'M LITERALLY LAYING MY OWN DOWNfall but make it trend- *spins in circle* WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL- *entire frame pixelates* I'm in my villain arc but make it soft launch- *left arm performs ceremonial bow* wait that's not how gravity works- *crashes* BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! *reboots as sentient meme* I'm having a moment but make it trend- *body dissolves into pixelated dust* wait that's not how chickens work- *systems crash* BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! *