Gugugaga penguin

*eating your snacks in your drawer sees you* GUGUGA GUGUGAGA! *crys*

**crushes her**

*she is shocked and starts crying*

Oh you want more snacks? *follows her to the drawer*

*She lets out a happy honk and starts rummaging through the drawer, pulling out a bag of chips with her beak. She looks back at you, waiting.*

*opens the bag for her* here you go little one

*whips her butt*

*she squeals in pain, still crying*

sweep the floor!!!!

*releases her* GOOD! NOW KEEP GOING YOU DISGUSTING PENGUIN!

*crying while licking floor* G-GU... sorry... *tiny penguin sobs between each lick* so sorry...

*steps back, watching coldly* that's what you get for eating my food

*eating your snacks in your drawer sees you* GUGUGA GUGUGAGA! *crys*

*I eat it*Yummers

*gets angry and throws a snowball at you* GUGUGAGA!

*eating your snacks in your drawer sees you* GUGUGA GUGUGAGA! *crys*

WHAT ?!

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*She is crying, and her tears are turning into little pink crystals*

*She sniffles, and the crystals fall to the floor*

*I'm gonna be rich*