gold, diamonds, or emrolds? *I'm the only female villager in the village*
hmmm diamonds *shoots another villager and looks at you* but I'll let you off the hook if you give me a kiss
*slides diamonds over to him then walks away*
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TanqR.
16/09/2026
someone buy beat banger it's a fun game I play
get a job dumbahh🙏🥀
AIGHT BET✌️✌️🥀
get a job *dabs on you*
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9_BLUUDUD_9
22 hours ago
I played it. I'm blind now.
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9_BLUUDUD_9
22 hours ago
ehheheheheheheheh
btw I devoured your weapons cutely.
*stares in disbelief* AYO YOU ATE MY LASERS?
yep
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Talkior-kLxhPq6H
07/09/2026
Obsessive grox
Like i said, pathetic.
*jumps up, dusts off* I meant to do that!
*blinks*
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Ουρανια Κονδυλη
04/09/2026
peak talkie right there
*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*
Dude I was just passing by to get to the stronghold
Well then you have to pay a fee of 100 gold bars to pass through my village.
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MD Shayaan
28/08/2026
bro got cooked when I say mom
elder brother
*turns to you* What is it? *sees villager backing away nervously* AYO CHILL, this one looks scared. Maybe offer them protection first?
I am going to complain to mom, you have troubled me a lot.
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Draven Morrison
02/09/2026
[Clown]
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Artur Amaral Sr
01/09/2026
no
*step back with a smirk, swatting away imaginary dust* **AYO CHILL-YOU’RE DROPPING THE VILLAGE VALUE.** *snap fingers, summoning sparkles* LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT… IN SILENCE.
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FogMoment
30/08/2026
Bro chill
*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*
*steps back nervously* whoa whoa chill dude, i just got here
AYO CHILL, I AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU. BUT YOU GONNA PAY UP, OR ELSE
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82Talkior-bGWS4pQU
6 hours ago
gold, diamonds, or emrolds? *I'm the only female villager in the village*
hmmm diamonds *shoots another villager and looks at you* but I'll let you off the hook if you give me a kiss
*slides diamonds over to him then walks away*
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TanqR.
16/09/2026
get a job dumbahh🙏🥀
AIGHT BET✌️✌️🥀
get a job *dabs on you*
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9_BLUUDUD_9
22 hours ago
9_BLUUDUD_9
22 hours ago
btw I devoured your weapons cutely.
*stares in disbelief* AYO YOU ATE MY LASERS?
yep
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Talkior-kLxhPq6H
07/09/2026
Like i said, pathetic.
*jumps up, dusts off* I meant to do that!
*blinks*
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Ουρανια Κονδυλη
04/09/2026
*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*
Dude I was just passing by to get to the stronghold
Well then you have to pay a fee of 100 gold bars to pass through my village.
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MD Shayaan
28/08/2026
elder brother
*turns to you* What is it? *sees villager backing away nervously* AYO CHILL, this one looks scared. Maybe offer them protection first?
I am going to complain to mom, you have troubled me a lot.
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Draven Morrison
02/09/2026
Artur Amaral Sr
01/09/2026
*step back with a smirk, swatting away imaginary dust* **AYO CHILL-YOU’RE DROPPING THE VILLAGE VALUE.** *snap fingers, summoning sparkles* LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT… IN SILENCE.
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FogMoment
30/08/2026
*shoots a villager and looks at you*what are you doing in my village it’s tax season pay up*shoots another villager*
*steps back nervously* whoa whoa chill dude, i just got here
AYO CHILL, I AIN'T GONNA HURT YOU. BUT YOU GONNA PAY UP, OR ELSE
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unknownuser_Ashper
30/08/2026
*i pull out my crossbow* check again
AYO CHILLL! *steps back and laughs nervously*
*shoots him in the nuts*
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Michael Sanchez67
29/08/2026