grox

*suddenly Grox appears, blocking the cave entrance with a menacing grin* THOSE ARE MINE, VILLAGER. HAND 'EM OVER... OR ELSE.

your mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish on the lake

villagers:OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHgrox:STOP IT

Grox:oh really? *he pulls out a diamond sword* then roast me then.

roses are red, violence are blue, yo mama so fat, she was compared to a pig*everybody went crazy*

*the villagers stop laughing and start to read the sign* Grox:what? You want me to subscribe to myself? That's ridiculous!

i-i wanted to show you how much you mean to me...

grox:well, you definitely succeeded... you know, you're not just my pet, you're my best friend...

gerald no gerald!

grox:can you sit on my lap?

*blush*w-what?!?

grox:you know, i'm glad i chose you, you're much better than the other villagers.