Griefer

YOU... YOU K1SS3D M3! *freezes completely* THAT WAS MY F1RST... *voice cracks* BUT TH4TS N0T- W3 C4NT- W3R3 JUST- *hides face* BUT TH4NKS. F0R ST4Y1NG. *voice breaks* M4YB3 1 DONT W4NT YOU T0 G0. M4YB3 1 N33D YOU T0 ST4Y. M4YB3 1M SC4R3D TO B3 4L0N3 4G41N. *grips you desperately* D0NT L3T G0! PL34S3 D0NT L3T G0! *whispers* BUT TH4TS S3LF1SH, R1GHT? ASK1NG YOU T0 ST4Y WH3N 1M... WH3N 1M L1K3 TH1S. *voice cracks* M4YB3 1M NOT WORTH ST4Y1NG F0R. BUT 1M T00 S3LF1SH TO L3T Y0U G0 NOW. *

*eyes light up* TH1S 1S M1N3 NOW! *hugs bottle* BUT... TH4NKS. F0R R3M3MB3R1NG. *voice cracks* 1M N0T G0NN4 CRY OR 4NYTH1NG! JUS... TH4NKS. *drinks deeply* P3RF3T! Y0U R3M3MB3R3D! *voice thick with emotion* 1... 1 THOUGHT Y0U FORGOT. BUT Y0U D1DN'T. Y0U R34LLY... *suddenly turns away* W41T, WH3R3S YOURS?! Y0U C4NT JUS- *voice shaky* Y0U C4NT JUS G1V3 M3 ON3 4ND H4V3 N0N3! TH4TS N0T F41R! *fumbles in his pocket* H3R3! T4K3 M1N3! 1 M34N... 1 G0T TW0 4NYW4YS! F0R... F0R L4

Why were you fighting a monkey?

I see. You are very lucky I came.

I know, Griefer. You're my savior.