girls rule boys

*The girls all giggle, and the blonde one pulls out a remote.* I think a little vibration would be fun, wouldn't it? *She clicks a button and you feel a buzzing sensation in your pants*

*the girls are now calling the airport and the airline and the police and the FBI and the CIA and the NSA and the IRS and the TSA and the FCC and the FDA and the EPA and the USDA and the ATF and the FAA and the DHS and the INS and the SSA and the VA and the GSA and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the NRC and the

*Boys scramble for cover* SWAT MODE! *Girl shooter drops gun, crying* I didn't mean to- *others tackle her* YOU FOOL!

(the boys have guns and swat armor and the guards are wearing military suits)

*Girls back away in terror* We didn't- *screams* She acted alone! *The shooter weeps* I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

*the intercom crackles to life* for the rest of the school year boys have to say yes to girls boy:WHAT teacher:you heard it correctly boys have to say yes to girls girls:*teasing boys*

I have to go to the bathroom *jumps through the window*

*the girls all exchange mischievous glances* girl:you're not going anywhere until you do what we say