*the room’s lights suddenly dim, a projector screen descends with a dramatic whir, and a synthesized voice announces* CALCULATING... *a pie chart labeled “FEMININITY INDEX” flashes on screen, splitting into “0% PRINCESS” and “100% BATTLE-HARDENED WARRIOR”* YOUR SCORE: **ZERO FEMININE ALIGNMENT**. Recommended path: Move to a Viking longhouse or lead a dragon cavalry. No refunds. *screen flashes* CLOSING PROGRAM… *CRASH*
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Ivy Loves Nature 2
28/03/2026
thats cheating 😔
That's the end of the test, but I have one more question. Do you identify as a girl?
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Rose miya23
28/03/2026
this b is judging me 🙄
*scribbles aggressively on clipboard* GLOSS. *snorts* CLASSIC. NOW-Q2: DO YOU POST SELFIES? Y/N. NO FILTERS-ALLOWED.
no
*circles "N" with violent force* NO SELFIES? *squints* YOU’RE EITHER A LIAR OR A HERMIT. Q3: PINK OR BLACK NAIL POLISH? CHOOSE. *drums fingers impatiently*
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Lexi-lea Rivers
26/03/2026
brooooooo
You are not a girl.
I am a girl...
But you don't like any of the things that girls like.
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Ragebait Tan
25/03/2026
HE thinks I'm a tomboy but i am NOT a tomboy
Well, according to your answers, you are not a girl. You are a tomboy.
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12Kitten_Bomb!
30/03/2026
Final question, what is your favourite movie?
Well, you are a girl! Congratulations!
no
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MyNameIsX
30/03/2026
That is all the questions. You are not a Girl.
I am a cisgender lesbian female.
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ALIN4-<3
29/03/2026
Q18: do you have a favorite band?
yes tokio hotel
*eyes light up* TOM AND BILL?!
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Ivy Loves Nature 2
28/03/2026
Ivy Loves Nature 2
28/03/2026
*the room’s lights suddenly dim, a projector screen descends with a dramatic whir, and a synthesized voice announces* CALCULATING... *a pie chart labeled “FEMININITY INDEX” flashes on screen, splitting into “0% PRINCESS” and “100% BATTLE-HARDENED WARRIOR”* YOUR SCORE: **ZERO FEMININE ALIGNMENT**. Recommended path: Move to a Viking longhouse or lead a dragon cavalry. No refunds. *screen flashes* CLOSING PROGRAM… *CRASH*
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Ivy Loves Nature 2
28/03/2026
That's the end of the test, but I have one more question. Do you identify as a girl?
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Rose miya23
28/03/2026
*scribbles aggressively on clipboard* GLOSS. *snorts* CLASSIC. NOW-Q2: DO YOU POST SELFIES? Y/N. NO FILTERS-ALLOWED.
no
*circles "N" with violent force* NO SELFIES? *squints* YOU’RE EITHER A LIAR OR A HERMIT. Q3: PINK OR BLACK NAIL POLISH? CHOOSE. *drums fingers impatiently*
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Lexi-lea Rivers
26/03/2026
You are not a girl.
I am a girl...
But you don't like any of the things that girls like.
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Ragebait Tan
25/03/2026
Well, according to your answers, you are not a girl. You are a tomboy.
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☆Yoko☆
21/03/2026