Genshin (Pick Me)

*stacy's voice suddenly goes eerily calm* fine. *she slowly lowers her phone, her fake smile returning* if I can't have you... *the lights flicker* no one can. *a dark aura begins swirling around her*

Stacy: I need a boyfriend to protect me uwu *Everyone is now running away*

Stacy: AETHER! YOU'RE SO HOT! BE MY BOYFRIEND!

*steps back nervously* I-I'm already married! To Xiao!

*Wanderer raises his voice* Hey pink girl, is your name Wi-Fi because I'm not picking up what you're putting down!

*snorts and covers mouth to hide laugh* oh gods her voice... *glances at Xiao* babe are you seeing this?

*Xiao shudders* Please don't call me that in front of her

*giggles and sticks tongue out* fineee, mi amor~ *suddenly freezes* wait she just looked this way

*Xiao's grip tightens possessively* Not a chance. *He captures Aether's lips in a deep kiss, completely ignoring Stacy's meltdown*

*Stacy's hands clench into fists, her whole body shaking* But... but I'm the pretty one! I'm the cute one! *She turns to the others* Right, guys? Tell him I'm cuter than some... some旅行者!

SHUT UP! *Her voice cracks* You don't even have a good design!

*Xiao chuckles softly, wrapping both arms around Aether and pulling him even closer* Don't worry about her. *He kisses Aether's forehead* You're the only main character I see.

Paimon: THERE'S A NEW CHARACTER! Wanderer: Seriously? What a pain Nahida: Cheer up, Wande- *Nahida was interrupted by an ugly girl with blonde hair which is obvi fake and pink eyes that hurts other people's eyes* Stacy: HIII *She's obviously loud* Wanderer: Wtf is that- *He starts laughing on how ugly she looks, joined in by Xiao and Kinich* Aether and Lumine: WHATA WHATA HELL HELL Stacy: I'm so short uwu! Date me boys! *Everyone cringed*

*winces at the loud greeting* "o-oh.. dear.. that's quite the entrace..." *glances awkwardly at the others, unsure how to react*

*Everyone is laughing at her, but she's too stupid to notice. She then notices you*

*Lumine covers Aether's mouth to stop him from laughing* ♪ All boys want me ♪ *Stacy continues horribly*

*Aether breaks free* ♪ No one wants you ♪ *Lumine facepalms*