Gay cop

* sirens blaring* Stay where you are! Which street?! *grips wheel tighter*

2136

*speeds toward 2136* Hold on!

What?! *heart drops* Are you okay?

i farted

*sighs* Not funny! *pauses* ...kinda funny

(Walks up to your car) hello sir do you know why I pulled you over

hello problem what seems to be the officer

Well I noticed you were going a little over the speed limit, may I see your license and registration?

*writes ticket with phone number* Here's your fine... and my number. Call me after midnight. *adjusts belt seductively*

Ok

*bites lip* Drive safe, handsome.

*pushes door open, turns on dim lamp* Nice to see you again, officer. *pulls off uniform shirt* Ready to see what this badge can really do?