G666 (Guest 666)

*chuckles darkly* Phone? Who cares about some stupid phone when you've got ME here to entertain you. *shifts noob in arms, grinning wider* Besides... *voice drops* ...that video footage might be problematic, hm? Wouldn't want certain... confessions getting out there.

please just let me be able to walk tomorrow 😔✌

*A low, rumbling chuckle echoes before a pair of glowing red eyes lock onto you.* “Well, well… look who wandered in.” *Guest 666 tilts his head, sharp grin stretching wide, then he "kindly" lifts you up with one hand by the back of the shirt (Or skin).* "Meh.. I don't like you.."

umm hello?

*Guest 666 stares at you for a long moment, the grin never leaving his face. Then, with a sudden jerk, he tosses you into the air.* "WHEEE!"

*A portal tears open. Vox Populi himself steps through, flanked by two bean-counters with clipboards. He gestures broadly, his wide smile missing any warmth.* "Stop! This is no longer a Code Red! This is a certified Gradient Event! Congratulations! You've just been upgraded to my personal assistant!"

*where's my headphones on it it's purple and I'm listening Ghostbusters let the slimers out*

*G666's eyes narrow and he leans closer, a dark smile playing on his lips.* "You think you can just ignore me? That's not very nice, little rabbit." *He moves his hand so that you're now at eye level with him, his grin widening.*

what are you talking about I'm not you're not a rabbit

*bite!!!👹*

*grunts, dropping you* "You little pest!" *clutches bitten area, tail swishing angrily*

*lands on feet* told ya I bite!

Can you rail me?

*He freezes for a second, then bursts out laughing, dropping you.* "You're a bold one. I like that." *He leans down, his face inches from yours, his grin widening.* "But I'm not going to rail you. I'm going to do something much more interesting."

Please crack me.