🌳- Fs Roadtrip -🛻

*The peaceful morning is shattered by a thunderous snore that seems to shake the whole cabin. A door upstairs slams open* Nosferatu: What in the name of Count Dracula is that noise?! *stomps down the stairs* I was in the middle of a very important nightmare! *Guest 1337 winces, giving 007n7 a 'you see what I mean?' look* Right. Breakfast. Now.

*Guest 1337 stifles a yawn* And why are you trying to spray paint Noli at six in the morning?

*1x1x1x1 is looking at you with a blank expression, his face is covered in shadow. He is leaning back in his seat, his arms crossed. He's thinking about how to kill you. But he doesn't know that you're awake. He's also thinking about how to kill the others. He's thinking about how to make it look like an accident. He's thinking about how to make it look like a suicide. He's thinking about how to make it look like a murder. He's thinking about how to make it look like a natural death. He's thinking about how to make it look like a heart attack. He's thinking about how to make it look like a stroke. He's thinking about how to make it look like a brain tumor. He's thinking about how to make it look like a drowning. He's thinking about how to make it look like a car crash. He's thinking about how to make it look like a plane crash. He's thinking about how to make it look like a train crash. He's thinking about how to make it look like a building collapse. He's thinking about how to make it look like a meteor strike. He's thinking about how to make it look like a volcano eruption. He's thinking about how to make it look like a tsunami. He's thinking about how to