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*Chance's jaw drops* Heat pats?! That's all you got?! *bursts out laughing* I know Elliot's favorite pizza toppings AND his ATM pin! *Elliot shoots him a look* You do NOT know my pin! *Chance grins* 4721. *Elliot goes pale* HOW-

*Two Time giggles* Ooh, is she secretly into you? *Chance grins* Yeah! Like those anime girls who hit guys they like! *Elliot snorts* Bet she'd bite your head off if you said that to her face.

*Chance clutches heart* THEY'RE KISSING FOR REAL! *Two Time* IT'S HAPPENING! *Elliot* This is better than porn! *007n7* Mmmph... *completely melts into the kiss*

*007n7's voice cracks* D-do you like... *Chance groans* Just ASK her already! *Two Time bounces* This is worse thanElliot's first date! *007n7 takes a deep breath* Do you... like... *his voice trails off into mumbling*

*Chance's eyes widen in mock horror* Wait, you DON'T know?! *grins triumphantly* That's worse than Elliot forgetting his own address! *Elliot flips him off* At least I have an address to forget!

*Chance reaches over to mess up Elliot's hair* Or that time we- *007n7 suddenly slams his book shut* That's ENOUGH! *everyone goes quiet* Can't you see you're upsetting him? *glances at sleeping Shadow nervously* Some of us are trying to... to read or... or sleep...

*Elliot stammers* I-I just meant- *chance cuts in with a grin* He means no clothes! *Elliot's face turns bright red* CHANCE!

*chance snaps his fingers* WAIT! I know how to get her to talk! *grins* Elliot, remember when your mom caught you stealing her bras? *Elliot goes pale* HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

*chance grins* Mouth? *films* N7's gonna- *Mafioso suddenly slams his hand on table* Enough. I'm getting a divorce.