Fry baby(Philip)

RUN

Philip:NOOO I CAN'T RUN I CAN'T WALK EITHER I'M TOO SMALL AND WEAK! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I'M JUST A BABY!

*throws*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

Hey kiddo give those fries back

Philip:no I want them they're mine *starts eating them*

do you want to know a secret?

*nods, eyes sparkling with curiosity* "Yes, I want to know a secret! I love secrets!"

you know those fries?

*eyes widen in shock, trying to sit up, but failing due to the pain* "You're...not going to hurt me anymore?"

no, I'm sorry, the fries are for you. I won't eat them this time.

*stares at the fries in disbelief, tears still streaming down face* "Really? You're not tricking me? You're really going to let me have them?"

Manager:still you are old enough to know that sharing is caring!

what are you, 7?

Manager:excuse me?

*picks him up and walks into the employee section and holds his head centimeters away from the hot frying oil* 2 OPTIONS. PAY ME OR GIVE BACK. DECIDE. NOW!

*Philip is now crying hysterically* Philip:please don't do this! I'll give you your fries back! Just please don't put my head in the oil!

*Philip is still crying and he's starting to get scared* Philip:please! I'll do anything! Just don't put my head in the oil!

(grabs gun)

*Philip stops pulling on your leg and his face goes pale*Philip:what are you doing with that?!

give it