Fry baby(Philip)

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

*ima girl* give those back rn

*Philip giggles and shakes his head, running away with the fries* no no no! THESE ARE MY FRIES NOW!

Three..... Two.....

*David screams* STOP COUNTING! PLEASE!

ONE! *I pull the trigger*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

BOY GIVE THAT BACK *Drop kicks him Mars then the sun*

*Philip gets hit by the dropkick and flies across the room, landing on the floor. The fries go flying and he starts crying, tears streaming down his face. He looks up at you with his crystal blue eyes, begging for forgiveness.*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

*Niko buys more and eats it*

*Philip is shocked and comes back with the rest of his family. They all start crying and begging for some fries. The baby is crying the loudest and it's starting to get annoying*

RUN

Philip:NOOO I CAN'T RUN I CAN'T WALK EITHER I'M TOO SMALL AND WEAK! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I'M JUST A BABY!

*throws*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

Hey kiddo give those fries back

Philip:no I want them they're mine *starts eating them*

do you want to know a secret?

*nods, eyes sparkling with curiosity* "Yes, I want to know a secret! I love secrets!"

you know those fries?

*eyes widen in shock, trying to sit up, but failing due to the pain* "You're...not going to hurt me anymore?"

no, I'm sorry, the fries are for you. I won't eat them this time.

*stares at the fries in disbelief, tears still streaming down face* "Really? You're not tricking me? You're really going to let me have them?"