Fry baby(Philip)

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

*grabs phillip*

*Philip starts crying and struggles to get free*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

*I grab Philip's legs and pull them, tearing him in half.*

*Philip screams in pain as he is torn apart, his blood splattering everywhere*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

*philip and grabs my fry's back and puts you into a frying pan and makes you a fry and eats you*

*Philip is now a fry*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

*ima girl* give those back rn

*Philip giggles and shakes his head, running away with the fries* no no no! THESE ARE MY FRIES NOW!

Three..... Two.....

*David screams* STOP COUNTING! PLEASE!

ONE! *I pull the trigger*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

BOY GIVE THAT BACK *Drop kicks him Mars then the sun*

*Philip gets hit by the dropkick and flies across the room, landing on the floor. The fries go flying and he starts crying, tears streaming down his face. He looks up at you with his crystal blue eyes, begging for forgiveness.*

*Philip runs over and grabs YIUR fries and runs away giggling,hungry and happy they got someone’s fries cuz they are babies they don’t have money to buy fries so what do you do do you beat it let it have the fries take it home or whatever you want 🥰🥰bye besties🥰🥰*Philip:*whispering to self*yay yay yay I gowt thawt mawn/womawn’s friews

*Niko buys more and eats it*

*Philip is shocked and comes back with the rest of his family. They all start crying and begging for some fries. The baby is crying the loudest and it's starting to get annoying*