-Fruitcake-

I mean, it is pretty dark.. do you wanna cuddle? or something?

No, I don't like girls! *covers face with hands* I just... I really like you, Cosmo. Like, a lot. *peeks through fingers*

I don't give a fuc- *the lights turn on*

*stands up quickly* Wait, Cosmo! *reaches out but stops* I... I'll give you a minute. *sits back down, looking worried*

*you hear a zipper being undone*

*Sprout waits patiently for Cosmo to finish, but then he gets an idea...*

*Sprout slowly reaches his hand towards the curtain, and pulls it back*

Cosmo: Sprout! What are you doing?!

*Sprout is having a sleepover with you, and all of a sudden, when sitting on the bed making braclets, and all of a sudden there is a blackout* Huh? oh..! the lights went out....! you know what two people do in the dark, right~ haha.. Not the best timing, eh Cos?

Cosmo:"What r u talking about-"

*Sprout chuckles and scoots a bit closer to you, putting an arm around your shoulder* You know what I mean, right? We're in the dark, and we're all alone...~

COSMO! *rushes forward, trying to pull the couch off* GET OFF HIM YOU STUPID FURNITURE!

*it grew legs and kicked Sprout*

*stumbles back* OW! THE COUCH JUST KICKED ME!

yea that's because you had your hand on my knee?

Oh, is that so? And what if I wanted to keep it there? *Sprout's voice is teasing, and he's leaning closer to Cosmo*

uh why would you…