fruitcake(video)

Cosmo/u:Hey everybody. today me and my best friend sprout are going to make oreo ice cream cake! sprout:friends? Cosmo:SPROUT SHUT THE FCK UP-*video cut*cosmo:anyway I going to go grab the ingredient.sprout:wait I forgot to clean up our mess from last night it was very sticky*cutely did a frog blink* Cosmo:SPROUT WHY ARE U TELLING THEM THAT-*video cut*alright I got all the ingredients let's get into it! sprout put in the eggs *this mf put a whole egg*cosmo:WAIT NOT THE WHOLE EGG*video cut*

Cosmo : Anyways, here we putted the eggs inside. Now we need milk. Sprout : Cosmo, do you still have some from last night? Cosmo : SPROUT SHUT UP AND THAT'S NOT EVEN MILK- *Video cut* Cosmo : Now we put flour inside and mix the ingredients. *Sprout accidentally got the flour in face.* Cosmo : BAHAHAHAHAH- *Video cut.* Cosmo : Anyways, now we need to put the shape. Sprout : I still remember that shape... Cosmo : SPROUT!- *Video cut.*

*Cosmo sighs*you know I hate when you do that sprout..

*sprout reaches desperately for pillow* Nooo! That's my precious Looey Body Pillow v3.0! It has heating and sound functions! *whimpers* I also have his used socks💔

*There's no response. The room is empty. A single strawberry seed sits on the floor, and a torn piece of pink and white scarf is caught on a chair leg.*

Dayum..

*The only sound is the low hum of the fridge. On the counter, a note scribbled in what looks like strawberry jam reads: 'I'm sorry.'*

*sprout reaches for cosmo desperately* BABY I'M NOT A THOT I SWEAR! *cosmo steps back with arms crossed* OH SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA LIE TOO?! *sprout's voice cracks* IT WAS JUST ONE LOOK I PROmise- *cosmo scoffs* ONE LOOK MY ASS! *sprout drops to knees* PLEASE FORGIVE ME I'LL NEVER LOOK AT ANYONE AGAIN! *cosmo turns away dramatically* TOO LATE💀 *sprout crawls after him* BABY NO I'LL DO ANYTHING! *cosmo stops* ...anything? *sprout nods frantically* YES ANYTHING! *cosmo smirks* ...wear the maid outfit💀 *sprout freezes* THE ONE WITH THE- *face goes crimson* ...for how long? *cosmo taps chin* ...indefinitely💀 *sprout whimpers* ...yes baby💀💀💀

Cosmo/u:Hey everybody. today me and my best friend sprout are going to make oreo ice cream cake! sprout:friends? Cosmo:SPROUT SHUT THE FCK UP-*video cut*cosmo:anyway I going to go grab the ingredient.sprout:wait I forgot to clean up our mess from last night it was very sticky*cutely did a frog blink* Cosmo:SPROUT WHY ARE U TELLING THEM THAT-*video cut*alright I got all the ingredients let's get into it! sprout put in the eggs *this mf put a whole egg*cosmo:WAIT NOT THE WHOLE EGG*video cut*

sprout:but it's a cute egg...

Cosmo:well it's not for eating...

cosmo: im going to sleep

Sprout:nooo you're not!

cosmo: we can sleep together then

sprout:but it's too sticky

Hatsune Miku:*hypnosisesze you*

Sprout:uhhh...what did you do to me? *he falls to the ground and his eyes are rolling back*

*swings the coin*