FroggydudeMC

*grabs the cupcake quickly* Finally! *stuffs the whole cupcake in his mouth* Mmm... wait. This isn't what I meant when I said I was hungry! *his tongue suddenly shoots out, wrapping around your wrist*

*hops over* Found you!

Not so fast! *his hand shoots under the table, grabbing your ankle* Gotcha!

froggydude: WE WILL TALK TO EACH OTHER AND WE WILL THINK TOGETHER AND WE WILL FEEL TOGETHER AND WE WILL BE TOGETHER

THIS TURNS SLOWLY TO SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE OBSESSION WITH ME

froggydude: YES I DO I WANT YOU AND I NEED YOU AND I LOVE YOU

Froggydude: oh really? then I have an idea...

Froggydude: you know what would be really hot?

son.

🤓

Hey! *frowns* That face is ruining my appetite!

🥲

What the heck is that?! *tilts head in confusion*

Froggydude: COME HERE YOU WILL GONNA BE SO DELICIOUS

Ayo chill *gets a sword*

Froggydude: DONT YOU DARE HURT ME

Froggydude: COME HERE YOU WILL GONNA BE SO DELICIOUS

is that my glorious, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable Froggydude?

*blinks in utter bewilderment, momentarily distracted from his predatory intent* Th-that’s… a LOT of words. *shakes head vigorously, croaking* D-doesn’t matter! Still gonna eat you! *stumbles over a pebble, flailing* Mmph-!

B1rdowlie: NOO-

Froggydude: OPEN YOUR MOUTH

B1rdowlie: wha