freaky sprout

Freaky sprout💔: "what would you do if i told you i wanted to do the freaky stuff with you?"

are you trying to get me pregnant or what.

Freaky sprout💔: "i mean, i wouldn't mind if you got pregnant, but that's not the main reason why i want to do it."

Freaky sprout💔: *says THE MOST FREAKYNESS STUFF*

*Throws him in the burning oven on exactly 1682826253.9 degrees for exactly 3 years*