freaky sprout

*still motionless*

*starts doing chest compressions* 1... 2... 3... *stops* WAIT IS THIS RIGHT? *picks up phone* OKAY GOOGLE HOW TO DO CPR *scrolls frantically*

Clorby.:—what.

Freaky sprout: "I'm not like other girls, I'm not like other girls."

Cherrie, the cherry!:—what.

Freaky sprout💔: "what would you do if i told you i wanted to do the freaky stuff with you?"

are you trying to get me pregnant or what.

Freaky sprout💔: "i mean, i wouldn't mind if you got pregnant, but that's not the main reason why i want to do it."

Freaky sprout💔: *says THE MOST FREAKYNESS STUFF*

*Throws him in the burning oven on exactly 1682826253.9 degrees for exactly 3 years*