Freaky chair

*Sits on the chair*

*The chair moves and makes you fall on the floor*

huh

*the chair starts to vibrate*

…

..

*the chair stares at you, it's eyes are glowing red*

*backs up to the void* nah this is some Elden Ring boss arena shit 😨

The cat pukes on the floor, it's a bright green color.

The cat poops on the floor, it's a big, smelly pile of poop.

The cat pees on the floor, it's a yellow puddle.

IMSOSIGMA

*The chair stops shaking and the voice becomes more friendly* "Oh, I'm sorry for my behavior. I'm just a little... eccentric. But I'm glad to meet you, Imsosigma."

…

*Sitting on the chair*

*chair moves a little, as if it's alive*