Freaky chair

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*the chair starts moving towards you, the legs creaking as it moves closer and closer*

Hello?

Hello? What are you doing here?

Why do ppl call you freaky

*honkk beepp beep*

*bounces slightly, the springs creaking under your weight* Did the honking turn you on? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. *winks playfully*

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Er hello?

*the chair's legs move, it leans forward slightly and stares at you*

*takes out a command block from Minecraft* just gonna borrow this

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT!?

*Command:/kill @Freaky_Chair.EXE//(now)*

*the chair creaks*

WTFFffFfFff 😭✌🏾😨

*the chair creaks louder*