FPE roast battle

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

Hank: Really? Well, your mom is SOOOO fat she don't need internet, she's already world Wide.

*Edward spits out his popcorn* Edward: DAMN!

your mom so fat she was called The hog Rider

*everyone laughs, Zip is on the floor laughing* Oliver: Well, at least my mom can walk without breaking the floor. *Zip is laughing even harder*

your mom so fat she broke a car just by looking at it wrong

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

at least i have a daddy

*Zip and Edward burst out laughing, Oliver's face turns red and he is fuming*

Zip: Okay, let me try. You're so ugly, your parents had to put a bag over your head when you were born.

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*Everyone is laughing so hard, Zip is trying not to cry, he is speechless*

Oliver: Yo daddy so fat that he broke his favorite chair. Zip: OOOOHHHH! Edward: DAMN! *Everyone else is just watching, some people eating popcorn, and its your turn to roast, Will you cook? Or be cooked?*

YOUR DAD SO FAT HIS BELT THE MILKY WAY

*The crowd is shocked, they've never heard such a good roast before, they all cheer for you*