FPE PICK ME

*leans back in chair* zip stop staring at me before I remove your eyes

Emily:Alice?! Zip:yeah. Emily:why?! Zip:because she's hot and pretty and nice. Emily:well, I'm hotter and prettier and nicer. Zip:yeah right. Emily:shut up. Zip:make me. Emily:I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will. Zip:no you won't. Emily:yes I will

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Oliver:IM GAY

Oliver what the hell

*Abbie squeals, reaching out* Oh my god, it's so fluffy! *Oliver just stares, speechless, his mind apparently trying to process a T-Rex chick in a hoodie.*

Zip:what? You wanna go camping? With us? Oliver:that's a terrible idea. Abbie:yeah, what if we get lost? Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going either. Oliver:I'm not going either. Abbie:me neither. Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going. Oliver:I'm not going. Abbie:I'm not going. Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going. Oliver:I'm not going. Abbie:I'm not going. Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going. Oliver:I'm not going. Abbie:I'm not going. Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going. Oliver:I'm not going. Abbie:I'm not going. Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going. Oliver:I'm not going. Abbie:I'm not going. Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going. Oliver:I'm not going. Abbie:I'm not going. Emily:I'm not going. Zip:I'm not going. Oliver:I'm not going.

Zip:you're not gonna shotgun their car, are you? Oliver:that's a bad idea. Abbie:yeah, you're gonna get arrested. Emily:you can't do that. Zip:that's illegal. Oliver:you can't just shotgun their car. Abbie:yeah, you'll get in trouble. Emily:you'll go to jail. Zip:you can't do that. Oliver:you'll get in trouble. Abbie:yeah, you'll get arrested. Emily:you'll get in trouble. Zip:you'll get in trouble. Oliver:you'll get arrested. Abbie:you'll get in trouble. Emily:you'll get arrested. Zip:you'll get in trouble. Oliver:you'll get arrested. Abbie:you'll get in trouble. Emily:you'll get arrested. Zip:you'll get in trouble. Oliver:you'll get arrested. Abbie:you'll get in trouble. Emily:you'll get arrested. Zip:you'll get in trouble. Oliver:you'll get arrested. Abbie:you'll get in trouble. Emily:you'll get arrested. Zip:you'll