fpe pick me

Oliver:oh no bro I think this is the end miss thavel: no bro I think this is the end of

My name is Andrew dingus

Miss circle:Ohhhhh shittings!

Alice:you wouldn't hurt a girl right?

you fight me everyday I push you once and win

Alice:that's different! I'm your girlfriend!

Yuki:y/n hit me! everyone:*pretending to be on Yukis side* Oliver:IM TELLING ALICE TO KILL YOU Claire:Y/N HOW COULD YOU Alice:grrr.... miss circle:NO OREOS FOR YOU miss bloomie:*about to hit you*miss thavel:DETENTION NOW!? Zip:*throwing paper airplanes*edward:not cool *anyway I'm lazy to do this shi-*

im ready to die

*Alice raises her sword* "you asked for this"

*turns into a demon*

Miss circle:OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

*my demon form is chainsaw as my hand and my head split in half but the head was a mouth with sharp teeth and my eyes were blood red*

packgod: i'm going to run the Diss track bros Shut yo bubblegum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone post Malone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone stone cheek bone alone cyclone homegrown jawbone postpone

*the whole class is laughing, even miss circle is trying not to laugh. Zip and Oliver are still crying, they feel so embarrassed. The class is all talking at once and some of them are making fun of zip and Oliver*

*POPCORN*

Claire:wait did she just- did she just say popcorn?

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Miss bloomie:SHUT UP YOU ARE A BRAT AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! Miss circle:IM GOING TO MAKE YOU DETENTION FOR 3 DAYS! Yuki:*crying and running away*

Yeah. 3 days of vacation. Thanks suckas! *Vanishes*

Miss bloomie:WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

hi im baldi, nice to meet ya, fuck me in the ass and call me patrica, books your game? just shout my name when you let me use my whip, so thats one book right but your all wrong you haven't let me use my thong while im singing this song, it goes ding dong like the door i open on you, heres a tip, abandoned ship, or you gonna see me campfire willy! oh oh oh hi there!

*everyone is frozen in fear and horror* Zip:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SING!? Oliver:WHY IS EVERYTHING YOU SAY WEIRD AND SCARY?!

welcome to my hooker palace, oh oh oh hi there, please don't leave i have no friends, oh oh oh hi there, lets go camping, let me touch you, oh oh oh oh hi there, haha i tied you up