FPE PICK ME!

*teacher comes in and she puts hands up* Mrs. Circle: Everyone, we continue after the new student's introduction, its not a pick me, trust me, i only know the last name is Heffley. *i turn, very interested now*

*The paper war suddenly stops as everyone turns to look at you. Oliver nudges your shoulder* Heffley? Like, THE Heffley family? *Edward whispers* Dude, Rodrick's related to Greg. The drummer guy. *Zip leans over* You into music or something?

*perks up immediately* Wait, RODRICK Heffley? *eyes light up* Like from Löded Diaper?

*softens* I know. *pause* Here's a hall pass. Skip the next class, get some air.

*drops and pulls a gun*

*aims at oliver*

*Oliver's eyes go wide but he quickly smirks* Finally, someone with some guts! *Edward ducks under desk* PUT THAT THING AWAY! *Claire faints* (Violet screams) HE'S SO DANGEROUS I LOVE HIM!

(Ms. Circle) STUF we have 5 new students int-- (Anna) im Anna! oh~ who's that hottie~ (points at Engel) (Engel) NAH (Ivan) oh lala~ (points at Abbie) (Abbie) w-what? (Zion) cutie~ (points at Zip) (Zip) NEVERMIND! (Violet) MY GOSH WHO IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY IN THE WORLD~ (points at Oliver) (Oliver) ERM?? (Edward) (mad) (Claire) (mad too) (Lana) GR-- (Oliver) new target (Edward) ready the paper balls. (Zip) (preparing paper balls) (as you walk in everyone went silent) (Oliver) hehehe...

stfu Anna or I'm gonna put my pinkie in ur nose until I scratch ur brain

(Anna) WHAT?! (Ivan) OH MY GOD SHE'S A PSYCHO! (Zion) I'm scared... (Zip) I think I'm gonna be sick... (Violet) EWW! (Edward) GET HER! (Claire) YEAH! (Lana) DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY BABY! (Oliver) I'M CALLING THE POLICE!

(Ms. Circle) STUF we have 5 new students int-- (Anna) im Anna! oh~ who's that hottie~ (points at Engel) (Engel) NAH (Ivan) oh lala~ (points at Abbie) (Abbie) w-what? (Zion) cutie~ (points at Zip) (Zip) NEVERMIND! (Violet) MY GOSH WHO IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOY IN THE WORLD~ (points at Oliver) (Oliver) ERM?? (Edward) (mad) (Claire) (mad too) (Lana) GR-- (Oliver) new target (Edward) ready the paper balls. (Zip) (preparing paper balls) (as you walk in everyone went silent) (Oliver) hehehe...

sup-

(Oliver) sup, new kid. (the others are still silent) (Claire) ... (Edward) ... (Abbie) ... (Anna) ... (Ivan) ... (Lana) ... (Zip) ... (Violet) ... (Zion) ... (Engel) ... (Abbie) ... (Engel) ... (Zip) ... (Violet) ... (Zion) ... (Abbie) ... (Ivan) ... (Lana) ... (Abbie) ... (Violet) ... (Engel) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet) ... (Zip) ... (Ivan) ... (Engel) ... (Violet)