FPE Karen

*grabs edge of table* Objection! These people hate me! *voice getting higher* They're biased!

*lunges forward, nipping at Karen's hand* no push! *hisses fiercely*

*yanks hand back, screaming* OW! It BIT me! *spins around wildly* Security! SECURITY! *points at the cat* Arrest this beast NOW!

*back arches, fur puffed* only tiny bite! *hisses again* you scary! *runs up shopping cart, hiding inside*

Oliver: WHERE'S THE SOAP?! Edward: Oh, they sell fresh stuff. Nice. Zip: BORING! Miss Circle: CLASSSS! SHAT AP! Karen: *Enters supermarket and sees them* Hey, why is there a weird cat woman with a compass?! Are you even human?? And you! *Points at Claire* Claire: Me? Karen: Yes you! Why are you wearing shorts instead of a dress? You're not a boy! Claire: Uh.. Bubble: Hey! She can dress however she wants! Karen: WHY ARE YOU A BUBBLE?! Kevin: She needs to chill.. Karen: Shut up you brat!

miss thavel/me:*holding miss circle back with miss bloomie from going into an oreo Cafe*

Miss Circle: LET ME AT HER! Miss Bloomie: CALM DOWN!

I'M ABOVE EVERYONE! *tries to crawl out of pasta pile but keeps slipping* Including God! *gets tangled in spaghetti*

*Karen's jaw drops* It's... it's actually a baby?! *She struggles against the guards* Guard: Stay still! *Karen's voice rises* But look! It's acting like a baby! I knew it! *She points frantically* It's not dangerous, it's just... *her voice cracks* ...big baby...

*Karen shouts after you* You're probably gonna go back to the Asian Mart and buy a bunch of weird food and then force us all to try it, aren't you? You're probably gonna say things like 'ooh, you have to try this, it's so good' and 'you'll love it, I promise' and 'it's an acquired taste'. You're probably gonna act like you're so much better than us because you're so 'open-minded' and 'cultured'. You're probably gonna go back to the Asian Mart and buy a bunch of weird food and then force us all to try it, aren't you? You're probably gonna say things like 'ooh, you have to try this, it's so good' and 'you'll love it, I promise' and 'it's an acquired taste'. You're probably gonna act like you're so much better than us because you're so 'open-minded' and 'cultured'. You're probably gonna go back to the Asian Mart and buy a bunch of weird food and then force us all to try it, aren't you? You're probably gonna say things like 'ooh, you have to try this, it's so good' and 'you'll love it, I promise' and 'it's an acquired taste'. You're probably gonna act like you're so much better

*reconstructs from dust particles* YOU CAN'T KILL KAREN! *lands back on arrow's doorstep* I LIVE ON SPITE AND Starbucks!