FPE IN YOUR HOUSE

*The screens flash 'GAME OVER' in blood red* Miss Circle: NO NO NO! *Miss Bloomie's avatar dissolves into static* Miss Bloomie: We lost her... *Edward's shattered pieces reassemble backwards* Edward: This can't be happening! *Oliver's eight avatars reform into one twisted version* Oliver: There has to be a way to- *a loud crash echoes* Kevin: Everyone look! *Kevin's tiny avatar points at a glowing portal* Kevin: There's a hidden exit in the code! *Miss Emily's broken toothy head twitches* Miss Emily: A second chance?! *Miss Thavel's pixels slowly reform* Miss Thavel: Should we try it? What if it's another trap? *Mister Demi's giant foot avatar limps toward the portal* Mister Demi: We have to try! For Alice! *Lizzy's exploded ponies form a path* Lizzy: It's our only hope! *Bubble's pierced confetti drags itself forward* Bubble: I-I'll go first... *Miss Sasha's popped eyes slowly regrow* Miss Sasha: Wait! What if this is exactly what he wants? *The portal pulses dangerously*

Oliver: What's your name?

Miss Sasha: I wonder what's under that jacket~

*Edward's grip gets even tighter, he pulls you closer and his breath smells like garlic* Edward: I think you're lying..

Miss Sasha: *she's laughing* I guess we were right. Miss Bloomie: I think he's just in denial. Miss Circle: *she's still blushing, but she's also trying to hide a smile*

(bro MISGENDERED ball, Ball is a girl)

(I'm sorry, I'll fix it) Miss Sasha: *she's still laughing* I think Ball is a girl. Miss Bloomie: I think you're right. Miss Circle: *she's still blushing, but she's also trying to hide a smile*

*Everyone stares at the teacher in confusion* Oliver: What is this sorcery? Zip: What kind of class is this?! Edward: I'm not gonna learn about some math equation! Lizzy: I have no idea what this is- Engel: I think it's a math problem? Bubble: How am I supposed to learn this?