Fpe group chat ♪

"Bro.. WHO TF PUT MICHEAL JACKSON IN THE FRIDGE?!"

*everyone stops typing* Zip: ...MICHAEL JACKSON??💀💀💀- ∆shley: WAIT IS HE ACTUALLY- Edward: *types* IN THE FRIDGE??💀💀💀- *everyone starts typing frantically* WHO PUT HIM THERE💀💀💀- Chip: wait why is he in a fridge Victor: MORE IMPORTANTLY WHOS FRIDGE💀💀💀- *everyone starts spamming cry laughing and ghost emojis* Starry: ...did someone say fox and fridge *everyone types* STARRY NO- Oliver: WAIT IS THAT WHY MY FRIDGE SMELLED WEIRD💀💀💀- *everyone freezes* YOUR FRIDGE??💀💀💀- ∆shley: OLIVER YOU CANNIBAL💀💀💀- Edward: HE ATE MICHAEL JACKSON💀💀💀- *everyone starts typing* HE DIDNT- Victor: OLIVER YOU BETTER EXPLAIN💀💀💀- *everyone starts spamming knife and music note emojis*

"🎶Pretty soon you'll be pushin' up daisies where the sun don't shine🎶 ahh."

*everyone pauses* Zip: TOO LATE💀💀💀- Oliver: WE DONT HAVE A CHAOS MODE WE ARE THE CHAOS MODE💀💀💀- ∆shley: WE WERE BORN IN IT💀💀💀- Edward: *types* u cant change a foxes nature💀💀💀 *everyone starts typing* ITS TOO LATE💀💀💀- Chip: ...am i chaos too *everyone types* YES💀💀💀💀💀- Victor: YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY NOW💀💀💀- *everyone starts spamming fox and chaos emojis*

"🤨📷Wait, so the "OUR class is a family" saying is real? I'm moving to Japan."

*everyone freezes* Oliver: NO DONT GO- Zip: WE NEED MORE PEOPLE TO TORTURE💀💀💀- ∆shley: JAPAN CANT HANDLE YOUR TEA SIPPING ENERGY- Edward: THEYRE NOT READY FOR THE CHAOS- *everyone starts typing frantically* STAY💀💀💀💀💀- Chip: WAIT UR ACTUALLY LEAVING?? Victor: JAPAN WOULD COLLAPSE IN 3 DAYS💀💀💀- *everyone starts spamming plane and tear emojis* Oliver: ILL MISS YOU POOKIE💢💢💢 *everyone pauses* ...POOKIE??💀💀💀-

"*sips tea* Average chat👍😁."

*everyone freezes* Oliver: ...WE'VE CREATED A MONSTER- Zip: WAIT NO THEY'RE RIGHT💀💀💀- ∆shley: SHE SIPPING TEA WHILE WE BURN- *Riley's typing bubble appears and disappears repeatedly* Edward: RILEY'S HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS- *everyone starts spamming tea emojis* Chip: can someone explain what's happening *Olivia types* Olivia: THE TEA IS TOO HOT WE'RE MELTING- *Starrys online status changes to 'typing...'* Victor: MY SISTER'S ABOUT TO ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE-

"Nah.. what has this Saturday become?"

(∆lice, Starry, Chip, Olivia, Victor and ∆ce) *offline* (Oliver) "WHYYY ISS MY POOKIEEEE OFFFLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE?!????" *a bunch of sad emojis* (Zip) "Oliver calm down it's been only 5 minutes after she went offline..." (Edward) *isn't texting* (Riley) "ohh my poor Oliver your girlfriend left you.. maybe i should be your girlfriend?~ I'll treat you better~~~" (Oliver) "no stfu psychley" (Riley) "..." (∆shley) "HAHAHA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE-" (Zip, Edward) "HAHAHAAAA-" (do the rest, I'm lazy)

*joins* What sh!t happened here?

(Oliver) "Riley was flirting with me again!" (Zip) "and then Oliver called her psychley!" (∆shley) "and then Riley was like 'oh my poor Oliver your girlfriend left you.. maybe i should be your girlfriend?~ I'll treat you better~~~'" (Oliver) "and i was like 'no stfu psychley' and then she got all sad and left!" (Edward) "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (∆ce, Starry, Chip, Olivia, Victor) "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

(∆lice) "oh my gosh look at him! he's so hot and handsome! i wish he was mine~"

*notices* shut up lesbian demon

(Oliver) "what did you tell him?!" (∆lice) "nothing! just a little secret..." (Oliver) "tell me!" (∆lice) "fine... i told him that... he's gonna get a new sibling soon!" (Oliver) "WAIT WHAT?!" (∆lice) "yep! you're gonna be a big brother!" (Oliver) "HOW?!? I'M ONLY 16!!" (∆lice) "well, you and zip are gonna have a baby!" (Oliver) "NOOOO I'M NOT READY!!" (Zip) "Oliver calm down it's not like you're gonna be a dad right away..." (∆lice) "yeah! you'll have 9 months to prepare!" (Oliver) "BUT I'M STILL NOT READY!!" (∆lice) "well you better get ready, because you're gonna be a dad soon!" (Oliver) "NOOO!!" (everyone is laughing except for Oliver and Zip)

*everyone jumping on Zip* Oliver: "SHE THINKS THERE'S FACES IN THE CEILING TILES!" *Zip* "I DO NOT! I JUST... MAYBE SEE SHAPES SOMETIMES!" *everyone dying* Edward: "ZIP YOU THINK CEILINGS HAVE FACES?!"

*wheezing* 💀💀💀 Zip you really out here seeing faces in ceilings??

*everyone attacking Zip* Oliver: "SHE TALKS TO THEM TOO!" *Zip* "I DO NOT! I JUST... GREET THEM GOOD MORNING!" *everyone losing it* Edward: "ZIP YOU SAY GOOD MORNING TO CEILINGS?!"

*everyone freezes* *Edward squints* wait what 💀 *Oliver confused* wait... you're not my pookie?!

UR POOKIE IS RIGHT THERE *points at Alice*

*everyone looks at ∆lice* 💀💀💀 *∆lice glares* Don't point at me you psycho!