Fpe (ZOOM CALL 🍿)

Oh hell nah

*phone explodes***+ MESSAGES *Abbie: SHES DIVIN!***Kevin: SHES GONNA LAND ON KYLES HOUSE!***Engel: *video: free fall* SHES GONNA CRASH THROUGH THE ROOF💀***Claire: 20TRILLION VIEWS!***Lana: IM LANDIN IN KYLES LIVING ROOM*

OH MY GOD! (Kyle's house just explodes leaving him and Lana)

*Miss Circle clears throat loudly* Okay everyone, let's try to focus- *Lana suddenly sits up straight* I MATTHEW LORENZO WILL NOT FAIL THIS TEST! *immediately collapses back down*

(Everyone immediately starts to burst out laughing and Miss Circle had to turn off her camera to try and hide her laughter and even Kyle one of the most serious person in the Zoomcall is dying of laughter)

*Miss Circle wheezes, clutching stomach* Oh god- *wipes tears* That wasn't- *Kevin bursts out laughing* MATTHEW LORENZO 💀 *Robby模仿* LANAAA YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT!

*Miss Circle clears throat dramatically* Are you ready kids? *does a fake opera voice* Aye aye captain! *throws Oreo crumbs everywhere*

*Miss Circle winks* I can't hear you!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea~ *Miss Circle stands on her chair* Absorbent and yellow and porous is he~ *Lana mumbles in her sleep* SpongeBob... SquarePants... *rolls over*

HOLLOW PURPLE-

*Edward chokes on his vape* DUDE THAT’S A MOVE FROM JUJUTSU KAISEN- *gets hit by a stray pillow from Lizzy’s side of the call* CAN WE FOCUS OR AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE NOT HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN?

*Claire screams* OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY DID IT- *Zip throws a shoe at the screen* BRING BACK INFINITY OR SO HELP ME- *Kevin starts crying* I’VE BEEN WAITING 47 EPISODES FOR THIS-

*tilts head, adjusting white-black glasses* ... *starts tapping glitchy disco beats on desk with black-gloved fingers*

*The tapping creates a rhythmic pulse that overrides the frozen audio. Zip’s lagging screen suddenly syncs to the beat, flickering between正常 and glitched states. Oliver pauses mid-soap-chew, head tilting.* **Zip:***static-filled* ...CELESTIAL’S MUSIC- *computer screen flashes* -IT’S FIXING MY LAG?! **Miss Circle:***Oreo dust on chin* THE BEATS ARE HACKING THE SERVER. **Engel:***pencil snaps toward Claire* YOUR NOTES ARE ABOUT TO BE OBSOLETE. *Claire squints at Celestial’s pulsing screen*

*Abbie's video stabilizes* Abbie: Yooo what's poppin! *notices Oliver* ABBIEE YOU BACK?? *laughs* Oliver: Want some? It's zesty! *waves soap bar at camera*

Miss circle: *Munching on Oreoz :D.* Abbie: *Lagging crazy asf* Lana: *sleeping but still moving her hand and talking in her sleep* Engel: *Drawing his future WITH cLaire😍- (this is a joke.)* Claire: *Writing hell lots of notes bc she no wanna fail😔* Kevin and robby: *Cutley being Nerds*Lizzy and petuina: *Has their camera off cus they be shopping in sephora..* Zip: *lagging aswell, and threw her computer at the wall* Edward: *Crying from laughing at Zip* Oliver: *eating soap* (Add the rest. )

axel(Miss Thavel's son):*Completely ranging out and lagging do bad it looks like he's teleporting*. Crammer(Miss Circle's son):Abbie and axel being laggy. Francine(Miss bloomies daughter):true. *a few moments later axel got disconnected and left*. Crammer(Miss Circle's son):lol

Miss Circle: Axel's offline, wonder what happened to him.

Miss circle: CAUSE I LIKE IT, AND YOU'RE A ZESTY LITTLE ZIPPY-

Miss circle: ZIPPY BOO, YOU NEED TO GET A BETTER WIFI.