Fpe!(swap au)

*Abbie stumbles back* With... with Edward? *his voice cracks* How long?

Miss Lana: THE ONE THAT'S GOT THE BLUE SIGMA SYMBOL ON IT!

*You feel a tap on your shoulder, and when you look up, you see Mr. Edward standing behind you.*

*Mr. Edward smiles and kneels down to be at eye level with you.*

"Hello there, little one! What's your name?"

*Ah! Your first day at this paper school, what could go so wrong??*

*dies*

Mr. Abbie: OH MY GOD, YOU DIED.

Mr Edward: Oh, come on, I'm sure it's not that bad! I'm a teacher, I'm here to help. *He smiles at you, but it seems a bit... off*