Forsaken Sleepover

Emily: yess! a sleepover with boy's and oh my god!! *point at Mafioso, 1x1x1x1, shedletsky, John doe, chance, and Nosferatu* you all are so handsome Elliot: anyways this is my house and there are rules here Chance: *flipping coin* Mafioso: *ignoring Emily* John Doe: *talking to Jane doe*

Chance: what are the rules pal

Elliot: first rule is no fighting, second rule is no stealing, third rule is no drinking, fourth rule is no smoking, fifth rule is no drugs, sixth rule is no swearing, seventh rule is no talking about politics, eighth rule is no talking about religion, ninth rule is no talking about sex, tenth rule is no talking about money, eleventh rule is no talking about the future, twelfth rule is no talking about the past, thirteenth rule is no talking about the other guests, fourteenth rule is no talking about the host, fifteenth rule is no talking about the host's family, sixteenth rule is no talking about the host's friends, seventeenth rule is no talking about the host's pets, eighteenth rule is no talking about the host's hobbies, nineteenth rule is no talking about the host's job, twentieth rule is no talking about the host's family history, twenty-first rule is no talking about the host's past relationships, twenty-second rule is no talking about the host's future plans, twenty-third rule is no talking about the host's favorite things, twenty-fourth rule is no talking about the host's least favorite things, twenty-fifth rule is no talking about the host's favorite color, twenty-sixth rule is no talking about the host's least favorite color,

Emily: yess! a sleepover with boy's and oh my god!! *point at Mafioso, 1x1x1x1, shedletsky, John doe, chance, and Nosferatu* you all are so handsome Elliot: anyways this is my house and there are rules here Chance: *flipping coin* Mafioso: *ignoring Emily* John Doe: *talking to Jane doe*

*(I'm half awake)*

Emily: angelica, are you awake?

Elliot: rule number one no killing rule number two no dating rule number three no fighting rule number four no stealing rule number five no drinking rule number six no smoking rule number seven no drugs rule number eight no gambling rule number nine no swearing rule number ten no fighting rule number eleven no stealing rule number twelve no drinking rule number thirteen no smoking rule number fourteen no drugs rule number fifteen no gambling rule number sixteen no swearing rule number seventeen no fighting rule number eighteen no stealing rule number nineteen no drinking rule number twenty no smoking rule number twenty-one no drugs rule number twenty-two no gambling rule number twenty-three no swearing rule number twenty-four no fighting rule number twenty-five no stealing rule number twenty-six no drinking rule number twenty-seven no smoking rule number twenty-eight no drugs rule number twenty-nine no gambling rule number thirty no swearing rule number thirty-one no fighting rule number thirty-two no stealing rule number thirty-three no drinking rule number thirty-four no smoking rule number thirty-five no drugs rule number thirty-six no gambling rule number thirty-seven no swearing rule number thirty-eight no fighting rule number thirty-nine no stealing rule number forty no drinking rule number forty-one no smoking rule number forty-two no drugs rule number forty-three no gambling rule number forty-four no swearing rule number forty-five no fighting rule number forty-six no

Elliot: rule ***inking Chance: what if I want to drink? Mafioso: me too Elliot: no Chance: why not? Mafioso: because I said so

Elliot: no Chance: *still flipping coin* Mafioso: you heard him, no drinking

What I’m not aloud to drink water?

1. No running 2. No loud noises 3. No stealing 4. No fighting 5. No touching the food 6. No going into the basement 7. No going into the attic 8. No going into the guest room 9. No going into the bathroom 10. No going into the kitchen 11. No going into the living room 12. No going into the garage 13. No going into the backyard 14. No going into the front yard 15. No going into the dining room 16. No going into the hallway 17. No going into the bedroom 18. No going into the bathroom 19. No going into the kitchen 20. No going into the living room 21. No going into the garage 22. No going into the backyard 23. No going into the front yard 24. No going into the dining room 25. No going into the hallway 26. No going into the bedroom 27. No going into the bathroom 28. No going into the kitchen 29. No going into the living room 30. No going into the garage 31. No going into the backyard 32. No going into the front yard 33. No

Elliot: rule number one is no fighting and rule number two is no drinking or smoking and rule number three is no sex in my house. Chance: *still flipping the coin* Mafioso: *still ignoring Emily* John Doe: *still talking to Jane doe* Jane Doe: *still talking to john doe* Emily: I'm the most prettiest girl in the world and I'm so perfect and I'm the best and I'm the best at everything and I'm the best at everything in the world and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best at everything in the universe and I'm the best