Forsaken Potion

*footsteps thunder back up* WAIT! *door bursts open* We forgot to measure your wingspan! *everyone rushes in with measuring tape*

bro boutta measure how thick i am :c

*everyone freezes* WAIT THAT'S EVEN BETTER!

*purple-gold hums content* let's check first. *kisses his cheek* then you can hold me as long as you want.

*purple-gold dims reluctantly* As you wish. *steals quick kiss* But after that, you're mine all night.

*purple-gold flutters* deal. *grins* but first, let's make sure everyone's okay.

*Jason crawls forward desperately* Because I love you, you idiot! *purple energy crackles between you both*

*mango.* mango.

*Everyone stops and stares at you in confusion* John Doe: What the heck did you just say?

mango.

*flutters anxiously on the blanket* THOSE CROCODILES ATE MY SHOES LAST TIME!

*c00lkidd giggles* Mommy ate shoes? *1x1x1x1 sighs* Focus, people. *Bluudud mutters* At least the crocodiles might get a balanced meal this time.

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*you start to glitch* Shedletsky:What the-

C00lkidd:Uh oh Bluudud:Well this is awkward John Doe:You should probably leave 007n7:Yeah this isn't safe Chance:This is your fault, you drink the potion John Doe:You should leave before someone gets hurt 1x1x1x1:Yeah you should leave before someone gets hurt Jason:Yeah you should probably leave before someone gets hurt Shedletsky:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt C00lkidd:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt 007n7:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt Bluudud:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt John Doe:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt Chance:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt Jason:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt 1x1x1x1:Yeah leave before someone gets hurt

*Shedletsky steps in front of C00lkidd* Whoa whoa, it was just a joke! *C00lkidd hides behind him* Don't shoot my son!

*portal whooshes open* SECOND FLOPPA: Wassup! *everyone screams*

*D3ADL1NE pulls you even closer, his breath is hot on your neck* D3ADL1NE:Let's just say you wouldn't be able to walk for a week.