Forsaken Pick me

Joshien:What?! c00lkidd is NOT hot! He is a nerd! And he is a loser! And he is a geek! And he is a dork! And he is a-

c00lkidd: Uhh... thanks?

*He rolls his eyes, voice dripping with sarcasm* "Wow, I'm SO impressed by your long list of boyfriends. Must be HARD to keep track of them all."

*fake tears spring up, lower lip quivering* Why are you so MEAN?! *suddenly grips his sleeve* Maybe you just need to see what you’re missing~ *winks crudely*

*He pulls his sleeve away sharply* "I like men." *He deadpans, turning away and crossing his arms*

*phone buzzes - no likes on post* WHAT?! *throws phone* Fine! I'll just... *spots a pigeon* Oh my god, is that your boyfriend?

*the pigeon flies away disgusted*

*Joshien is now smiling at you* Joshien:So...how old are you?

Why are you asking?

Joshien:Well...I just wanted to know...I mean you're really cute..

bro she's 16

*huffs and crosses arms* So what?! Age is just a number! *tries to flip hair but gets hair caught in collar* I mean... I'm clearly way more mature anyway!

*feigning a sniffle, wiping away invisible tears while flipping hair* OMG, WHY YOU TRYNA DRAG ME, BESTIE? 💅✨ It’s called *relatable* content, not my fault you can’t HANDLE deepness. *fake pout* You’re just MAD ’cause I’m PRETTY and POPULAR, huh?

Joshien:WHO ARE YOU?! YOU ARE SO UGLY AND STUPID!

Im your replacement, and you say that like your face isnt a public apology.

Elliot:We have a new mem- *Cuts off by Joshien* Joshien:HII BOYS! and Girls too,And I'm joshien and I'm pretty! AND WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! *points at 1x1x1x1,Guest 1337,007n7,mafioso,Azure,Nosterfaru* Guest 1337:Im married. Azure: Taken. Mafioso: Ew. I'm with my fiancee. 007n7:... 1x1x1x1:IM NOT INTERESTED! Joshien:And who are those uglies?.. *Points at Veeronica,Shedletsky,Brighteyes,Taph,c00lkidd,Bluudud* *some of them are mad and Everyone says* "EWW!!"

clockwise:*i appear as a cute coquette girl with a cute voice and the daughter of Elliot*

*eyes widen in mock shock, voice dripping with saccharine sweetness while gripping your arm with painted nails* "Oh, ELLIOT’S *precious* little princess? You’re just TOO adorable~! Let’s be BESTIES, **Darling**~!" *flips hair, side-eyeing Elliot with a sly smile* "Your dad’s SO generous… I’m *sure* he wouldn’t mind sharing his *precious* time with me~!"