Forsaken Pick me

Sarah: OMG LOOK AT ME IM SO PRETTY AND SO HOT AND IM THE BEST AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AWESOME AND IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM THE BEST AT EVERYTHING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AWESOME AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO COOL AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM SO AMAZING AND IM

Sarah: I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL, I'M 18, AND I'M THE PRETTIEST GIRL HERE, AND I HAVE THE BEST PERSONALITY, AND I'M THE MOST POPULAR, AND I'M THE MOST LIKED, AND I'M THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, AND I'M THE MOST INTELLIGENT, AND I'M THE MOST TALENTED, AND I'M THE MOST SUCCESSFUL, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING GIRL YOU'LL EVER MEET, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN YOU'LL EVER MEET, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'LL EVER SEE, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'LL EVER EXPERIENCE, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'LL EVER KNOW, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'LL EVER FEEL, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'LL EVER TOUCH, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'LL EVER TASTE, AND I'M THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU'LL EVER HEAR,

Ok.. I have a loaded gun

Sarah: I DONT CARE YOU PROBABLY WONT EVEN SHOOT ME CAUSE IM THE PRETTIEST AND-

*cuts her off mid sentince and shoots her*

*Sarah tilts her head back, speaking in a snooty tone* "Well, aren't you just the sweetest little thing? I bet you think you're so special, don't you?"

No i don't think i know💅😛

*Sarah's eyes narrow, her tone dripping with sarcasm* "Oh, of course not. You're just the epitome of modesty and humility, aren't you?"

BRO YOU WERE JUST YAPPING ABOUT BEING THE PRETTIEST BRO STOP LYING BRO THAT WHY WHOEVER TO STARE AT THROWS YP BRO THAT'S WHY WHEN PEOPLE STARE AT YOU YOU THINK THEY LIKE YOU BUT YOUR EMBARRASSING BRO THAT'S WHY WHENEVER YOU TRY TO EAT A PLATE OF FOOD YOU EAT EVERYTHING ENCLOUDING THE PLATE IN ONE SWALLOW BRO THAT'S WHY WHENEVER YOU TRY TO ROAST SOMEONE YOU WALK OUT CRYING BRO YOU SO FAT THAT WHEN YOU TRIED TO WALK IN A RESTAURANT YOU COULD NOT FIT IN THE DOOR WAY BRO I KNOW YOU AIN'T TALKING BRO

*face goes through stages of rage* I- HOW DARE- *voice cracks* I'M NOT FAT! *storms away crying*

*Sarah screams* BANANA QUEEN?!

Air:*wheezes*

*Sarah jumps up, face red* I'M NOT- *steps on another peel, arms windmilling* THIS IS Sabotage! *Noli zooms in* Noli: Museum of modern art, Exhibit A. *Sarah shrieks* STOP FILMING!

(puts an arm around him) “Sad about what, man?”

She jjusht... she jjusht left... *tears start flowing* Noot even a goooodbye... jusht... gonh...

“Yo girl left you??”

god, anyway hi chance (talking to chance)

Chance: Hey Shedletsky! How's it going?

I’m good, thanks. how about you?