forsaken pick me

Rihanna: what kind of sandwich is this? It's not even on a plate. And it's not cut in half. And it's not even the right kind of bread. And it's not even the right kind of meat. And it's not even the right kind of cheese. And it's not even the right kind of vegetables. And it's not even the right kind of condiments. And it's not even the right kind of garnishes. And it's not even the right kind of chips. And it's not even the right kind of drink. And it's not even the right kind of napkins. And it's not even the right kind of tray. And it's not even the right kind of table. And it's not even the right kind of chair. And it's not even the right kind of utensils. And it's not even the right kind of placemat. And it's not even the right kind of tablecloth. And it's not even the right kind of lighting. And it's not even the right kind of atmosphere. And it's not even the right kind of ambiance. And it's not even the right kind of mood. And it's not even the right kind of occasion. And it's not even the right kind of weather. And it's not even the right kind of day. And it's not even the right

DON'T TOUCH mEH👹👹👹

*Elliot sighs and grabs you, pulling you away from the wall again* Elliot: dude, you really need to stop eating things that aren't food.

*Jason grabs the toaster and throws it out the window* Jason: problem solved.

Pixie: ... MI FAKING TOASTER!!!!! Kite:😦

*Jason looks at her with a straight face* Jason: you deserved it.

?

Rihanna: I'm talking to you ugly cat!

?tahW

*everyone look at him with shock and surprise*Shedletsky: DID YOU JUST TALKED??Rihanna: w-why you talk now??😨😨Mafioso: I thought you never talk??Jason: why you talk now??Coolkid: OMG HE TALKPr3ttyprincess: OMG HE TALKChance: OMG HE TALKElliot: OMG HE TALK

..*quiet*

*Rihanna and Shedletsky and everyone else still in shock and surprise and then suddenly the bell ring and everyone go to class*

Elliot: guys we had a new mem- *get interrupt by Rihanna* Rihanna: hi my pookies lm the most hottest girl and pretty and who are those hotties *points at mafioso and Jason* mafioso: I think I'll just go collect debt instead of this 💀💀 Jason: ugh your so ugly to be my couple 😒 Rihanna: and who is this kid? *points at pr3ttyprincess and coolkid* pr3ttyprincess: is it bad to play doll?? 😐 coolkid: yeah for real Rihanna: and who are those ugly! *points at you and chance and Elliot*

*I'm at my PC just doing work with it*

*chance gets up and walks over to you*

*like the dume ass i am i was trying too ete soap and elliot was trying too stop me*

*drags you away* We're getting you help

NoOoOoOoOoO nOt AgAiN

*Jason walks over to you* Jason: I'm going to be honest with you, I think you had something to do with this.

wait how can you talk i thought all u say was ki ki ma ma

*Jason stares at you* Jason: that's not important right now. What is important is that you tell us what you did to rihanna.