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Ryley Robinson:Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Emily.

Emily:AN EMPEROR?! *freezes beside you as the river suddenly goes silent* Is that a giant emperor warper, an emperor fish, or another creature with a ridiculous title?! (the PDA flashes a red warning) Jason:Whatever it is, we need to move. Emily:YES, but scan its size and direction first! We still need the gargantuan fossil thirty meters east! Keep the cyclops ready, Spider Boy, and protect your cure—I’m not letting an EMPEROR interrupt our moon ice cream date! (clutches the snake plush) One scan, then we grab the fossil and retreat! Emoji 👑🌀😨🕷️🍦

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Emily:THE TABLET IS BROKEN! *smacks it with the snake plush and hauls you toward the rock ledge* It detected a thousand percent of everything, which means the scanner has officially lost its tiny glowing mind! Jason:It means we’re surrounded. Emily:THEN WE LEAVE! *the river churns behind us as enormous shapes glide past* Thirty meters to the fossil, then straight to the cyclops! Spider Boy, keep your web cure covered and stay close to me—if anything touches us, I bite it! (grips your sleeve) The tablet can scream all it wants; right now, the only percentage I trust is zero percent dead! Emoji 👻🦑😱🕷️📱

noli:oH sHiT! *gasp* iTs ThE mEgA rObOtIc BeAr!

*Emily notices you, and she starts taking pictures of you, flash off with no noise so she doesn't get caught*

*Elliot pulls back just enough to see Chance's face* I heard that. *grins triumphantly* The great Chance Adley admitting he likes being held? *kisses his cheek* I'm never letting you live this down.

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