Forsaken Pick Me!!

YOUR MUM SO FAT THAT SHE BROKE THE SCALE YOUR MUM SO FAT THAT SHE COULD BE A TELEPORTATION DEVICE AND CAN SHAPE SHIFT YOUR MUM SO DUMB THAT SHE THINKS THE EASTER BUNNY IS REAL YOUR MUM SO DUMB THAT SHE THINKS TWO PLUS TWO IS EIGHT YOUR MUM SO UGLY THAT SHE WAS BORN IN THE 1800S YOUR MUM SO UGLY THAT SHE WAS A DEMON BUT GOD THREW HER OUT OF HELL

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR MOM WAS A PLANET OUT OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG TO BE A NORMAL PLANET WHEN YOUR MUM STEPPED ON THE SCALE IT SAID"ERROR 404" BECAUSE SHES SO DUMB YOUR MUM WANTED TO CHECK HOW LONG SHE SLEPT SO HE GOT A RULER.YOUR MOM TOOK 9 MONTHS TO MAKE SUCH A JOKE THE JOKE IS YOUR UGLY ASS LAZY ASS BRAIN YOU THINK 3+3=33 BECAUSE YOUR SO DUMB IQ 21 PEOPLE CALL YOU FAT BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE KING KONG YOU WOULD BE A BETTER PERSON IF YOU WORKED AT THE FARM YOU USELESS BITCH IDIOT

YOUR MOM IS SO STUPID THAT SHE THINKS SAMSUNG IS A PLANT YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE WAS THE MOON OF THE EARTH YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CAN'T SEE HER FEET IN THE MIRROR YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAS TO TAKE A RIDE ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT THROUGH THE DOOR YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT IN A CAR YOUR MOM IS SO FAT THAT SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT IN A ELEVATOR

iLl MaKe YoU rEgReT ThIs

*they get in the restaurant* Lenny: Ohhh chance!! wanna sit with me??~~ Chance: definitely not.. two time: *ordering* shedlesky: I hope they serve fries chicken here! 1X1X1X1: tch.. fatty.. *Lenny kisses chance, and she uses her ability to make everyone in the restaurant love her* *everyone records, but not you. your the only one who doesn't look into her eyes,*

Me/Moonlight: *sitting with Mafioso, seems like we are the only ones not getting affected*

Mafioso: Hey moonlight.. why are we not getting affected?

*Mafioso throws noob on the bed and he's about to start to rape noob*

*shrugs* just don't care about流行り物, I guess