Forsaken hates you

C00lkidd: DADDD Y/N HIT ME!: 007n7: HOW DARE YOU HIT MY SON I WILL GROUND YOU!: Azure: “*Throws a Bottle at you*: Eunoia: “*feels Bad for you Looks Like She Wanted to say Something*: Natarsha: GUYS EVERYONE Y/N DIDNT DO ANYTHING!: mafioso: … *Feels Bad for you* Two time: “YEAHH FR 007N7 IS RIGHT SHE NEEDS TO BE GROUNDED: Taph: I HATE YOU VERY MUCH.: Elliot: no more Pizza For you!: Noob: “Why would y/n Do such a Thing!? I hate Y/n!” *THATS ALL BYE MY FELLOWS*

Mervyn: *stops sweeping, leans on broom* ah, nothing like a good old mobbing before lunch. y'know, i used to get blamed for crop circles too. *pulls a cigar and starts enjoying his time*

C00lkidd: DADDD Y/N HIT ME!: 007n7: HOW DARE YOU HIT MY SON I WILL GROUND YOU!: Azure: “*Throws a Bottle at you*: Eunoia: “*feels Bad for you Looks Like She Wanted to say Something*: Natarsha: GUYS EVERYONE Y/N DIDNT DO ANYTHING!: mafioso: … *Feels Bad for you* Two time: “YEAHH FR 007N7 IS RIGHT SHE NEEDS TO BE GROUNDED: Taph: I HATE YOU VERY MUCH.: Elliot: no more Pizza For you!: Noob: “Why would y/n Do such a Thing!? I hate Y/n!” *THATS ALL BYE MY FELLOWS*

*licks lips* Mmm, best pizza ever! *burps loudly*

Hey! *crosses arms with indignation* I'm way more than- *pauses mid-sentence, eyes glazing over* Wait, if I'm accelerating intellectually at this rate, in exactly 4.3 days I'll surpass current educational benchmarks for twelve-year-olds. *blinks* Did I just... calculate that in my head?

OH FUH HES ADAPTING

*eyes widen* I... I did it again!

*Everyone turns to face C00lkidd with rage* C00lkidd: I... I'm sorry! *he starts backing away, tripping over his own feet*

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C00lkidd: Dad, please! *falls to his knees, tears streaming down his face* I didn't mean to! 007n7: You embarrassed us all! *turns away in disgust*