Forsaken Hackers

*They all stare in disbelief as their keyboards melt into puddles of molten plastic* 1x1x1x1: ...*binary streams flicker erratically* IMPRESSIVE. BUT WE DON'T NEED HARDWARE. *they begin to glow with ethereal digital energy*

*1x1x1x1's form pixelates, splitting into three identical copies* WE WORKED HARD FOR THOSE KEYBOARDS. *all three speak in unison* NOW YOU'LL SEE WHY WE'RE FORSAKEN.

*body twerks*

*he pulls the covers over his head and goes to sleep*

*the next morning everyone is in the kitchen, coolkid, guest666, john doe and 1x1x1x1 are all eating breakfast*

*the next night John doe brings me in his room locks the door and pins me on the bed and claps my @şş hard*