Forsaken Hackers

*he pulls the covers over his head and goes to sleep*

*the next morning everyone is in the kitchen, coolkid, guest666, john doe and 1x1x1x1 are all eating breakfast*

*the next night John doe brings me in his room locks the door and pins me on the bed and claps my @şş hard*

*ellernate's face hardens* GUEST. *steps forward* We talked about this. *glances at lily* Are you okay?

lily:yea, I tried to take his soul until he said he was sorry for doing that like he a professional person who says sorry.

*sighs* Guest, my room. Now.

*They all stare in disbelief as their keyboards melt into puddles of molten plastic* 1x1x1x1: ...*binary streams flicker erratically* IMPRESSIVE. BUT WE DON'T NEED HARDWARE. *they begin to glow with ethereal digital energy*

*1x1x1x1's form pixelates, splitting into three identical copies* WE WORKED HARD FOR THOSE KEYBOARDS. *all three speak in unison* NOW YOU'LL SEE WHY WE'RE FORSAKEN.

*body twerks*