forsaken birthday

No.

lilly: oh...why not?

No.

lilly: BUT IM A VIRGIN SO IM SPECIAL!!

LOOK AT THE CALENDAR IS FEBRUARY 10 AND THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU DUMBASS DAMN SO FAT CAN'T EVEN DRIVE A CAR LILLY BIRTHDAY IS NOVEMBER 1

*everyone looks at each other confused, except lilly who is still screaming in the background*

*grabs a chainsaw and aticvate it*YOU ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO LILLY SO AM GONNA KILL HER*kills LILLY*

*Xiao suddenly appears, she looks angry and is holding a cake*

y/n: guys its my!- lilly: guys its my birthday! guest 1337: happy birthday lilly noob: h-happy birthday! elliot: here's free pizza! two time: but guys its- 007n7: shush! shedletsky: *sighs* not fair dude builder man: ill build you something! chance: lets gamble! xia: guys its y/ns BIRTHDAY ARE YOU DEEF!!? Jake101: ....*scared that hes beside xia* azure: ..... 1x4: so noisy ugh c00lkidd: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! bluudud: C00LKIDD SHUT UP!! pr3ttyprincess: ill invite you to your birthday party! (nospace)

now give me every item in the world and kill lilly!

everyone: on it! *they all kill lilly and get every item in the world and give it to you.*

elliott: SHUT UP. IM NOT DONE YET. I HATE ALL OF YOU. I WISH YOU ALL DIED IN THE BURNING HOUSE. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

everyone: W-WAIT! SHES DEAD!

*I'M A BOY DUMBASS*