Forsaken beach day

*Hours later, beach is silent* Noob: *passed out in can pile* Zzzzz... *everyone else hides in life guard shack* Is he... sleeping? Jane doe: *peeks out* Finally! We can escape! *steps on cola can* CRUNCH! *Noob stirs* Zzz... cola... need... *everyone freezes* 007n7: DON'T MOVE! *holds breath* Veeronica: *accidentally farts* Oops... *Noob suddenly sits up* COLA?! *points* WHERE?! *spots them* AHHHHH! *chases everyone out of shack* HELP! *C00lkidd cries* DADDY! *Noli throws void rope* WA-$8H! WA-$8H! *gets stuck* 1x1x1x1: *returns* I FORGOT MY SWORD- OH CRAP NOT AGAIN!

007n7: *frantically swimming* I'M COMING SON HOLD ON! *accidentally kicks 1x1x1x1* 1x1x1x1: AAAAAH MY BALLS! *thrashes violently* Shedletsky: *still nursing his jellyfish sting* Should we help- OW OW OW! Veeronica: *skates over* Girl your tan is 🔥 Noob: *staring* I-I need more cola... *shakes violently* Elliot: Dude you're literally drooling- John doe: *starts walking towards you* Mmm... tasty...

Eunoia: *Eunoia sits up, stretching* uh johnny boy, how bout you go bother someone your own size? *gestures at jane doe* Maybe your WIFE?

*1x1x1x1 tries to push me in*

*1x1x1x1 grins mischievously and charges forward, shoving you hard* Better swim now, plane boy! *Veeronica gasps* Hey! That's not funny! *Dusekkar's pumpkin head turns toward the commotion* Someone needs a flotation spell perhaps?

*in the water, starts sinking cockpit first*

Noob: OH MY GOD SHEDLETSKY ARE YOU OKAY??

no

Noob: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH

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*Slasher laughs* MORE TO DROWN!

*clutches broken wing* GET THAT PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME! *tries to crawl away*

*Veeronica skates between Slasher and you* Not on my watch! *Builderman walks by casually* Anyone seen my building permits? *gets hit by Jane's axe* OW!

Noob & Elliot: *arguing if Veeronica can swim* Shedletsky: *tryna catch fish but got stung by a jellyfish* ow ow ow! 1x1x1x1: *swimming idk why* Veeronica: *not even daring to touch a single drop because shes a robot* C00lkidd: *sinking* DAD HELP MEEEE 007n7: IM COMING SON *rushes to help* Taph: *killing fish by exploding them with subspaces* John doe: *kidnapping Jane doe* Jane doe: HELPPP HELPP!1!11- *gets silenced* Nosferatu: *upside down like a bat* Noli: WA-$-8H89 WA-$29HAAA WSAAKH =]€]!W-

*surfing#

*the wave that you're surfing suddenly gets bigger and bigger*