forsaken

*the front door slams open* Who's taken my stapler?! *Mr. President storms in, his tie already half-undone*

*entire face goes nuclear* I- THAT WAS A COUGH! A VERY, VERY GAY COUGH!

noli: *suddenly stops glitching and stares at the screen, pupils dilating unnaturally* ... *reaches out toward the camera with a distorted hand*

*Megan sends a video of a cat with a sign that says "I'm not your average cat"*

*Megan sends a video of a dog with a sign that says "I'm not your average dog"*

*Megan sends a video of a bird with a sign that says "I'm not your average bird"*

*1x1x1x1 walks in and is like "I know you're all wondering why I am here" and then 1x1x1x1 pulls out a gun and shoots at them*

*The manager starts yelling at you, and he's asking why you didn't say anything during the performance, and he says that you ruined the whole concert, and he's asking why you didn't say anything during the concert, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something, and he's asking why you didn't say anything when the fans were asking you to say something