forsaken?

*they scream* AHHH THE BUTTER!

*stops abruptly* wait why are YOU screaming? *lowers knife confused* I'm the scary one here

*Mafioso clutches his chest* Because... because butter is SACRED to evil! *Chance nods frantically* You can't threaten someone with their own religion!

*they fire dark energy* YOU'RE FIRED!

*dodges by melting* FIRED?! *reforms* from what, the 'being annoying' committee? *grins* because I'm still employed

*Mafioso clutches his head in frustration* That's IT! *turns to Chance* We need a new plan. Something so evil even BUTTER can't save her!

*they shake their heads firmly* NOPE! Plain toast only! *Mafioso clutches the loaf* No cinnamon for traitors!

*gasps dramatically* PLAIN TOAST?! *clutches chest* that's like... evil AND punishment

*they nod* That's the point!

*they freeze* ...good point.

*sighs deeply* okay let's recap. *counts on fingers* you turned evil, fought over toast, ran from a water girl, AND wasted good cinnamon

*Mafioso and Chance exchange glances, then suddenly burst into evil laughter* Mafioso: You think you've won? Chance: That was just our WARM-UP act! *the sky cracks open with dark energy*

*they back away slowly* N-NO! This is OUR cinnamon toast! *Chance clutches it protectively* Mafioso: you'll have to go through ME first!

*water tail swishes threateningly* oh you're asking for it *lunges forward* I NEED THAT CINNAMON FIX

RUN! *they scatter*

*Mafioso's eye twitches* EXCELLENT BREAKFAST CHOICES?! *Chance clutches his chest dramatically* She... she ate the last slice... *collumes to his knees* My evil heart... it's... it's... *sniffles* ...breaking!

*kneels beside Chance* there there *pats his shoulder* want a tissue? or better yet... *pulls out another slice* I always keep one in my sleeve for emergencies

*both villains gasp* YOU LIED?!

*everybody gets their choices* Chance:Mafioso what did you get? Mafioso:...I got... villain.. Chance: that's okay! noob: looks like I'm partnered up with you chance! 1x1x1x1: innocence really? John Doe:bruh.. shedletsky:YAY- wait no~ c00lkidd:dad, dad, I'm innocent! 007n7: that's great! noli:... BRO I WAS GOING TO CALL SOME MURDER- *days later Mafioso turns evil and is destroying the city* Mafioso: it's either me or the disgusting world, Chance.. Chance:..you..*also turns evil*

*tilts head curiously, tentacles curling slightly* wait wait wait... so the nice guys became bad guys? *crosses arms, looking unimpressed* this is the worst plot twist ever, even worse than burnt toast

*the ground trembles as Mafioso laughs, Chance standing beside him with dark energy swirling around* Mafioso: the world deserves to burn, and we will be the ones to light the match. Chance: no turning back now, Maybell. *the sky darkens with smoke*

*nods approvingly* Excellent. Now find TechnoBlade. He's the biggest threat.

M1isty: "...waffle."