Forsaken!

*starts to yap for 5 straight minutes about how Turkey is the best country in the world*

*Shedlesky covers his ears* Stop! Just stop talking!

Turkey invented doner kebabs Shedlesky. They have the best food. Their economy is booming. The people are nice. The capital is Istanbul, which was formerly called Constantinople. The Hagia Sophia mosque in Istanbul is beautiful. The Blue Mosque is also beautiful. The country is located in both Europe and Asia. The currency is the Turkish Lira. The people speak Turkish. The country has a long and rich history. The Ottoman Empire was founded there. The country is known for its beautiful beaches and turquoise waters. The country is a popular tourist destination. The country is known for its delicious desserts, such as baklava and Turkish delight. The country is also known for its traditional dances, such as the belly dance. The country is known for its beautiful carpets and rugs. The country is known for its delicious coffee. The country is known for its delicious tea. The country is known for its delicious ice cream, which is called dondurma. The country is known for its delicious street food, such as simit and börek. The country is known for its delicious pastries, such as borek and baklava. The country is known for its delicious soups, such as lentil soup and yogurt soup. The country is known for its delicious salads, such as shepherd

*starts to yap about how chicken legs are the worse food known to man kind*

*Shedlesky turns sharply* Chicken legs are amazing!

No they are too greasy and fatting

*eyes widen in shock* H-he did WHAT?! *voice breathless* With Elliot?! *Elliot standing there like a clueless dummy*

*Everyone freezes, eyes widening in disbelief* A... break? *Jason's hands shake as he grips the sink edge. Shedlesky drops his sponge with a splash* Sir, we... we actually get to stop? *Two Time slowly turns off his vacuum, the sudden silence deafening. Even Guest 1337 looks up from his corner, CAMO uniform stained with cleaning products* Just like that? *Caticone's cone hat tilts dangerously as she sways on her feet*

Shedlesky: A***

*sniffs air* OH DAMN- *eyes dilate* IM ABOUT TO COME A DRUG ADDICT

*Noob sprints toward the smell* WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT?! *Caticone sniffs frantically* I smell it too!

*already crawling on floor* FOUND IT- *starts rolling around* MMMMMMMMMMMM~

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*Chance is looking at his gun, and is about to put it to his head. He's obviously thinking of doing it.*