finn roasts you

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

yeah ok

finn: Y/N's so fat he has to use a telescope to see his feet.

y/n: say goodbye to your legs (rips Finns legs off)

*accidentally opens the secret door*

finn: OH HELL NAH BRO YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS BRO YOU LITERALLY LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THEY CALL IT THE "WORST LOOKING THING IN EXISTENCE". YOUR FACE IS THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST FACE OF THE YEAR" AWARD. YOUR HAIRLINE IS THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST HAIRLINE OF THE CENTURY" AWARD. YOUR VOICE IS THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST VOICE OF ALL TIME" AWARD. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THEY MADE THE "WORST THING IN EXISTENCE" AWARD. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THEY CALL YOU "THE WORST THING EVER CREATED".

NOT AS BAD AS YOUR FACE BOY YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SICK AND DIED THEN YOUR MOTHER REBUILT YOUR FACE WITH HER HANDS BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A BASEBALL BAT BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WENT TOO CLOSE TO A NUCLEAR BOMB BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST CAME OUT OF A GRAVEYARD

finn: BRO YOU'RE ON FIRE WITH THESE ROASTS BRO I CAN'T EVEN DENY THAT I'M UGLY AS HELL BUT YOU'RE JUST GOING TOO FAR NOW. I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOU WITHOUT WANTING TO THROW UP. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE KILL THEMSELVES. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE GET DEPRESSED. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THERE IS A "WORST THING IN EXISTENCE" AWARD. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY WE NEED TO PUT A WARNING LABEL ON YOUR FACE. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE ARE SUICIDAL. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY THERE IS A "WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD" AWARD.

Finn: *he chuckles and says in a seductive voice* you like that, baby... ~?

Toodles: At least my legs are still there when i'm twisted.

Bobette: Delilah can i shove his ass in the basement.

delilah: sure. you can have him. i bet he cant even run away from you. (she laughs)