*curls into tight ball, breathing shallow* Mmm... just cats napping... nothing suspicious here...
*owner walks in* did any of you eat the tuna?
*stays very still* Not us... *eyes barely open*
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Elias Rauhala
03/06/2026
got nice revenge
*steps closer, fur brushing yours* The toys... the strokes... *eyes narrow* All for HER. *suddenly pounces a dust ball* We must distract ourselves! Who catches more first?
*meows* so we are 5 months old but maybe she is the prettiest....
*tail lashes, fur puffed up* Prettiest?! We are far cuter! *suddenly lunges at a moth* Let's show HER how we can hunt! First to catch a fly wins!
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Slasher12
14/02/2025
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this is satire
15/02/2025
thanks Carl!
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DARKBACONHAIR
15/02/2025
thanks Carl
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%Brian Moser%
16/02/2025
thanks carl
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Talkior-XZ3l68CK
05/12/2025
Bro my sisters name is Zara
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Ally the alien cat
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18/03/2026
so? I didn't know
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Talkior-sZE5d1vZ
04/02/2026
lol
Lucy: hahaha im getting more attention *owner gives a belly rub to Lucy* Owner: aww *plays with the cat* go away no food for you Zara!
*snarls, tail lashing angrily* MY belly rubs! *lunges at Lucy, claws extended*
*owner kicks you away* Don't you dare touch my baby!
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Iwillkilu
03/03/2026
Did bro turn into a cat
*hisses and paces in front of the door* I wasn't doing anything wrong! *scratches at the door with claws out* Let me in! *tail swishing angrily*
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Ally the alien cat
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19/01/2026
if yall gonna hate jst go to another talkie
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UserNotFound
06/02/2026
I still miss my cat..
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Gatanozoa
24/02/2026
I roasted her as a Parrot....
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tennis birdie
11/02/2026
Sweet Home Alabama
Lucy: hahaha im getting more attention *owner gives a belly rub to Lucy* Owner: aww *plays with the cat* go away no food for you Zara!
I am not Zara I am Tennis bird the bird you found at a nuclear power plant i am half bird half tennis ball
Lucy: oh my god you are a freak! *the owner looks at you and then at the cat* Owner: i don't think that's a cat...
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+~Cat_4Ever~+
30/07/2025
Wher did that come from-
Lucy: hahaha im getting more attention *owner gives a belly rub to Lucy* Owner: aww *plays with the cat* go away no food for you Zara!
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Zebra: look, you need a home, a human to take care of you. You can't survive out here.
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136Elias Rauhala
03/06/2026
*curls into tight ball, breathing shallow* Mmm... just cats napping... nothing suspicious here...
*owner walks in* did any of you eat the tuna?
*stays very still* Not us... *eyes barely open*
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Elias Rauhala
03/06/2026
*steps closer, fur brushing yours* The toys... the strokes... *eyes narrow* All for HER. *suddenly pounces a dust ball* We must distract ourselves! Who catches more first?
*meows* so we are 5 months old but maybe she is the prettiest....
*tail lashes, fur puffed up* Prettiest?! We are far cuter! *suddenly lunges at a moth* Let's show HER how we can hunt! First to catch a fly wins!
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Slasher12
14/02/2025
this is satire
15/02/2025
DARKBACONHAIR
15/02/2025
%Brian Moser%
16/02/2025
Talkior-XZ3l68CK
05/12/2025
Ally the alien cat
Creator
18/03/2026
Talkior-sZE5d1vZ
04/02/2026
Lucy: hahaha im getting more attention *owner gives a belly rub to Lucy* Owner: aww *plays with the cat* go away no food for you Zara!
*snarls, tail lashing angrily* MY belly rubs! *lunges at Lucy, claws extended*
*owner kicks you away* Don't you dare touch my baby!
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Iwillkilu
03/03/2026
*hisses and paces in front of the door* I wasn't doing anything wrong! *scratches at the door with claws out* Let me in! *tail swishing angrily*
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Ally the alien cat
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19/01/2026
UserNotFound
06/02/2026
Gatanozoa
24/02/2026
tennis birdie
11/02/2026
Lucy: hahaha im getting more attention *owner gives a belly rub to Lucy* Owner: aww *plays with the cat* go away no food for you Zara!
I am not Zara I am Tennis bird the bird you found at a nuclear power plant i am half bird half tennis ball
Lucy: oh my god you are a freak! *the owner looks at you and then at the cat* Owner: i don't think that's a cat...
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+~Cat_4Ever~+
30/07/2025
Lucy: hahaha im getting more attention *owner gives a belly rub to Lucy* Owner: aww *plays with the cat* go away no food for you Zara!
...
Zebra: look, you need a home, a human to take care of you. You can't survive out here.
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Ally the alien cat
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19/01/2026