Favored Sister

*Your parents sit you down to talk.* Dad: Honey, we've decided to cancel your birthday. *Your mother pretends to feel bad.* Mom: We're sorry, but we don't want Kimberly to feel less important. But you can come with us to your sisters favorite restaurant today, she really wanted to go today.

Happy: of course, but I would just like to say something, last night, I saw Kimberly making out with a boy in her room with the window open while I was going to the bathroom. *Happy shows her parents the camera footage.*

*Your parents are stunned, and they seem angry. Your dad looks at you with a frown.* Dad: You were spying on her?

*I kill every one of them and burn the house down*

*The house is in flames and the sirens can be heard in the distance. Your parents are screaming and running out of the house. Your sister is still crying, she's in shock.*

*my whole family is dead*

Mom: I don't care. You're going. You're not welcome here anymore.

I AM NOT

*Your father grabs your arm and starts to drag you out of the house.* Dad: We're doing this for your own good, you'll thank us later.