*Everyone was smirking, waiting for you to open the results and mock you.* Your dad: Let's see which mailman you belong to. Your mom: *Looking away* Darren: *Opening his results with a smug face*
can I get a HOOOYYYYAH
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βΏKotaCutesyπ
30/05/2026
I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH ONE YOUR TALKING ABOUT
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Ashe 102 β¨
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30/05/2026
Ayyyyyy! I love those reddit storiessss! β¨
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Gangster in love
24/05/2026
I had it that I was in fact adopted. my father is the head mafia and I had been kidnapped as a baby
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Anime_girls!
24/05/2026
FBI plz
Who texted you?
*Jake shows his phone* Mother, actually. *grins* She wants grandchildren.
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Anime_girls!
24/05/2026
lol
*Jake enters carrying a letter* My love, news from your mother. *hands it to you gently* She requests a meeting.
Let me just get ready, and then Iβll be ready to roast her
*Jake smirks* That's my fierce queen. *stands and straightens his collar* I'll have security escort her to the west drawing room. *pauses at the door* Shall I prepare the tea... or the fire extinguisher?
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*Everyone was smirking, waiting for you to open the results and mock you.* Your dad: Let's see which mailman you belong to. Your mom: *Looking away* Darren: *Opening his results with a smug face*
can I get a HOOOYYYYAH
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βΏKotaCutesyπ
30/05/2026
Ashe 102 β¨
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30/05/2026
Gangster in love
24/05/2026
Anime_girls!
24/05/2026
Who texted you?
*Jake shows his phone* Mother, actually. *grins* She wants grandchildren.
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Anime_girls!
24/05/2026
*Jake enters carrying a letter* My love, news from your mother. *hands it to you gently* She requests a meeting.
Let me just get ready, and then Iβll be ready to roast her
*Jake smirks* That's my fierce queen. *stands and straightens his collar* I'll have security escort her to the west drawing room. *pauses at the door* Shall I prepare the tea... or the fire extinguisher?
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